# Name me. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211 "2007-04-30T20:46:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/1 "2007-04-30T20:46:47Z")
I have a life-changing announcement. For various boring reasons, I wish to change my legal name. Both first and last name. The only name I could think of was Max Power. It worked out great for Homer Simpson. And thus I turn to you for suggestions. There aren’t many restrictions. Trademarked names are problematic, famous people’s names are very problematic. The only numbers allowed are roman numbers at the end of the name(Rumurant Fu Manhandle XIII is fine) Have at it! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/2 "2007-04-30T20:54:21Z")
Crap Nelson. For the middle name, look to the Old Testiment: Crap Mahalalel Nelson; Crap Japheth Nelson; Crap Habakkuk Nelson; Crap Abimelech Nelson; Crap Zebulun Nelson; Crap Nephtali Nelson (my personal favorite). The possibilities are nearly endless. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/3 "2007-04-30T20:57:52Z")
John Smith? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/4 "2007-04-30T21:00:05Z")
John Q. Citizen ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/5 "2007-04-30T21:00:55Z")
Rock Hard ---
**Author:** ![CeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/6 "2007-04-30T21:04:28Z")
Buck Daft ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/7 "2007-04-30T21:06:15Z")
Rock Hunter. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/8 "2007-04-30T21:08:54Z")
Michael Hunt. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/9 "2007-04-30T21:10:21Z")
Quiddity Glomfuster. I’m serious! Do it! ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/10 "2007-04-30T21:13:17Z")
Snookeypoo Cuddleums III. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/11 "2007-04-30T21:13:36Z")
Evelyn Samantha Hong-Jones. Not one, but two gender-ambiguous names. Mostly because I son’t know what gender you wish to appear as. As a plus, hyphenation! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/12 "2007-04-30T21:14:54Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Quiddity Glomfuster. [/QUOTE] That would be awesome! Jack Kensington Rocco Mavelli Walter Chan The Dude Rico Suave ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/13 "2007-04-30T21:16:55Z")
Steen Zonald Dingus! (OK, it’s from an inside joke with my husband, but I’ll suggest it anyways). Err: Zonald? What the hell kind of name is Zonald? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/14 "2007-04-30T21:22:27Z")
Gozer the Gozerian Gozer The Destructor Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller. (think of how good you’d look in Saran wrap…) ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/15 "2007-04-30T21:24:47Z")
Raymond Luxury-Yacht. (But you don’t have to pronounce it that way.) ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/16 "2007-04-30T21:42:40Z")
Hugh Jass. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/17 "2007-04-30T21:46:04Z")
John Jackson or Jack Johnson ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/18 "2007-04-30T21:46:36Z")
Linus Fartwhistle ---
**Author:** ![Traveling\_Riverside\_Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Traveling\_Riverside\_Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Traveling_Riverside_Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/19 "2007-04-30T21:54:54Z")
Big McLargeHuge (MST3k? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?) ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/20 "2007-04-30T21:58:03Z")
[QUOTE=Traveling Riverside Bluesman] Big McLargeHuge (MST3k? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?) [/QUOTE] Heh, heh. A great [list here.](http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/mstnames.html) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211.md?page=2)