# Name me. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211 "2007-04-30T20:46:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/21 "2007-04-30T21:58:12Z")
Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name. Even better, Sam Francisco. ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/22 "2007-04-30T21:59:35Z")
[Pibgorn Kaput](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417515) or Cecil Adams 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gatorman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@gatorman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gatorman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/23 "2007-04-30T22:01:36Z")
Guido the pimp ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/24 "2007-04-30T22:10:31Z")
First Middle Last Haiku Beginning Name Witheld ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/25 "2007-04-30T22:17:08Z")
I can’t stop. Above The Law Park Driveway Whisper Diaphonous ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/26 "2007-04-30T22:23:16Z")
Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree (if you are the sort to take great care of your mother) Eddie Cootchie Catchy Kama Tosa Neera Tosa Noka Sama Kama Wacky-Brown (but you must avoid wells) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/27 "2007-04-30T22:25:38Z")
[QUOTE=gatorman] Guido the pimp [/QUOTE] That’s Guido the Killer Pimp to you, **gatorman**. I’d actually consider **C M Frost** just to get that sweet “member since” date on the AmEx. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/28 "2007-04-30T22:27:49Z")
Bob Vader. Timmy Von Doom. Vlad Smith. Dr. Cyclops. Bond. James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/29 "2007-04-30T22:32:05Z")
Yingeebert Dangleban Zanglebert Dingleback Winglebert Humptiback Slut Bunwallah Kringlebert Fishtibuns Steveibuns Buttrentrunden Zinglebert Bambledack Dinglebert Wangledack Klingibum Fistlbars Dinglebert Zambeldack Englerbert Humptiback Engelbert Humperdinck Dinglebert Wingledank or Jerry Dorsey ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/30 "2007-04-30T22:36:45Z")
Max Headroom John Hodge Opera House Centennial Gargling Oil Samuel J Tilden Ten Broeck. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/31 "2007-04-30T22:37:50Z")
Slate Stern ---
**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/32 "2007-04-30T22:38:20Z")
How about a first and last name that don’t sound like they belong together? Like Jorge Ng, or Tyrone Rosenberg? Or, now’s your chance to take a lesson from Prince, and choose an unpronouncable symbol as a name. ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/33 "2007-04-30T22:39:54Z")
Ivor Biggun ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/34 "2007-04-30T22:40:33Z")
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo ---
**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/35 "2007-04-30T22:47:25Z")
Crap Nelson = no John smith = Too unoriginal. not a bad sounding name though. John Jackson= same as above Jack Johnson= same as above John Q Citizen = sounds good. lol @ rock hard . Maybe a little too risque? Quiddity Glomfuster = no way in hell. This is my real name we’re talking about. Snookeypoo Cuddleums III. = original but no. same reason as above. Steen Zonald Dingus! = same. Gozer the Gozerian = same Gozer The Destructor= same Linus Fartwhistle = same Big McLargeHuge = same Pibgorn Kaput = same Guido the pimp = same Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller. = great name but no. evelyn = girl’s name. I’m a man. nope. the dude = too weird.(not a bad idea though) Raymond Luxury-Yacht. = too presumptuous lol @ hugh jass. Don’t want people calling me that though. Turd Ferguson = don’t want my name to be turd, thx very much. sam francisco = sounds pretty good. Cecil Adams = hahaha. I’m not worthy of that name…yet! First Middle Last = hahaha. Good one but no. Haiku Beginning = hmm. not bad but no Name Witheld = great name but no Above The Law = they wouldn’t let me have it ☹ Park Driveway = hahaha. Funny but not for long. Whisper Diaphonous = naah. Buck Daft = not bad but i never liked the name “buck” Rock Hunter = sounds pretty good. Michael Hunt = reminds me of ethan hunt which reminds me of Tom Cruise. no good. So far, Sam Francisco, John Q citizen and Rock Hunter are in the lead. Everybody’s got some really great names and don’t get me wrong. I like funny. But Some of those names would stop being funny 5 years later. I’m in it for the long haul. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/36 "2007-04-30T22:48:12Z")
John Jacob Jingleheimer _Smith_ [sub]His name is my name t-… oh, wait, no it’s not. sorry.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/37 "2007-04-30T22:49:05Z")
Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo. Or if you prefer, Chang. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/38 "2007-04-30T22:52:33Z")
Sam Jacob Hunter (figured I should put at least one real offer in) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/39 "2007-04-30T22:59:19Z")
Caesar Polanco. Jack Toledo. ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me/402211/40 "2007-04-30T23:07:48Z")
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