# Name my band, win $15!!!  (Paypal)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335 "2004-05-03T20:06:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/61 "2004-05-04T03:40:42Z")

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How about **GUN FURY** after a song by the Damned? It doesn’t sound to punk, metal or “alternative”, and yet it could be used for any of those types of bands. I always thought that would be a good band name.

On the silly side, how about **Thee Ruling Taliban**?

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**Author:** ![citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citrus_x_paradisi)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/62 "2004-05-04T05:11:03Z")

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\*\*The Latchkey Kids

Serendipididdy

Phenominee

Supernovacaine

Ignitelite

Combustline\*\*

No, I’m not under the influence of any mind-altering substances. :rolleyes: That I know of, anyway… :eek:

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**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/63 "2004-05-04T05:16:06Z")

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The Switchboard Elves

Operation: Extreme Harmony

Operation: Inexplicable Belligerance

Oversized Goggles

Chesapeake Liberation Front

John Hinckley’s Favorite Actors

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**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/64 "2004-05-04T05:18:14Z")

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Oh and I plan on using this as a Quiz Bowl “Trash” team name, but if you like it you can have it:

The Fucks in the League Office

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**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/65 "2004-05-04T05:41:12Z")

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I’d go for:  
**Worldwide Pants**

Not thinking big enough for you?  
**Intergallactic Pants** – that’d pimp David Letterman

Or if you’re seeking a narrower target market:  
**Regional Pants**

or

**Hoosier Pants**

Best regards,

Mooney252

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**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/66 "2004-05-04T06:07:14Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> So, you don’t like “[Name] and the [Somethings].” Do you like “The [Somethings]”?
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> How many words do you want in the name? Would you like a name that’s like “[Adjective] [Noun]” or “(The) [Verbing] [Noun(s)]” or just “[Thing]”?
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> So you do fun, uptempo music?

Actually, I think **Adjective Noun** is a pretty cool name for a band!

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**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/67 "2004-05-04T06:11:03Z")

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Exceedingly Low Coefficient of Friction

Renormalized Wave Function

Heisenberg’s Magic 8-Ball

Lorentz Time Dilation

Lattice Energy

Leading Clocks Lag

Antibonding Orbital

Graphite Anode

Reduction at the Cathode

Bohr’s Atom Collapses

The Heat of Fusion

Paralactic Shift

Trans-Uranium Elements

Resistors in Parallel

Unreduced Gametes

Work Done by Tension

Schwartzchild Radius

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/68 "2004-05-04T06:13:03Z")

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I saw an article a long while back that was describing some riot in some war-torn country that was started by **Disgruntled Pilgrims**.

The contradiction made me laugh, and always thought that would be a great band name.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/69 "2004-05-04T06:33:24Z")

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> [@Amazingrace](#):
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> Samurai Lincoln

AhhhhhhhH!!! _Raises hand_

I want! I want that one!

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/70 "2004-05-04T13:30:40Z")

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Excellent. When this falls off the first page I’ll print it out and take it to band practice. I already have my favorites but I don’t want influence the judges.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/71 "2004-05-04T13:40:17Z")

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You could of course go into a public library, walk at random to a shelf, cound 23 books across, open the book at random, look for the 11th word on the page and call your band "The \_\_\_\_\_\_ " or just “\_\_\_\_\_\_” depending on how it fits.

Thats how Hubert Shoemaker became better known to the world as Phil Collins.

True story!

Have you got any spare change?

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/72 "2004-05-04T14:02:21Z")

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> [@CaptBushido](#):
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> Actually, I think **Adjective Noun** is a pretty cool name for a band!

I was going to suggest **The Verbing Nouns.**

Other suggestions:

[ul]  
[li]Bruce Daddy[/li][li]Cecil[/li][li]Pieces of Cecil[/li][li]Four Bucks[/li][li]Minor Deities[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/73 "2004-05-04T14:10:52Z")

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I Want My Two Dollars

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/74 "2004-05-04T14:25:35Z")

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The Seven Testicles

Pavlov’s Cat

Pseudo-Gonorrhea

We Decorate Maypoles

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/75 "2004-05-04T14:26:09Z")

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Vincent Paranoia.

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/76 "2004-05-04T14:34:20Z")

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Tasty Clothes

Entitilitis (from Mr. Show)

(The) Assistant Managers

Shower Witness

Remedy

(The) Tardigrades

(The) Umms

Scooner

For F\*ck’s Sake

Yolky

General Tso’s Rockin’ Fun Time Show

Em and Nab (read backwards)

Trumped-Up

Shackleton’s Pole

Salivating Bell

Twisty

The Governors of all 49 States

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**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/77 "2004-05-04T14:37:25Z")

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Barf

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/78 "2004-05-04T14:54:53Z")

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> [@Jennyrosity](#):
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> Vincent Paranoia.

I like this and I don’t know why.

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/79 "2004-05-04T15:09:31Z")

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It’s the name of my own personal demon, but I don’t mind if someone wants to pince it for a band name!

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/80 "2004-05-04T15:21:23Z")

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Here’s a few… all with domains available too.

**Angst**  
**Unreliable**  
**The Front Butts**  
**Clout**  
**The Cuffs**  
**Veiled Men**

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