# Name my band, win $15!!!  (Paypal)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335 "2004-05-03T20:06:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/121 "2004-05-06T02:11:06Z")

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DOH! That’ll teach me to get off my ass and go walking instead of reading every mindless pointless thread at SDMB! I hope it’s not too late to suggest a band name.

I wish someone would start a band and call it **The Slobbering Troglodytes**. Maybe I just need to buy me a banjo and start my own.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/122 "2004-05-06T12:10:30Z")

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Caloo Calay

Please tell me you don’t need me to explain it.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/123 "2004-05-06T13:15:59Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
>
> BTW, **Bruce Daddy** , how come you haven’t signed up for [the Doper Talent Show](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=253728) yet?

I almost did but I couldn’t bring myself to disturb the most beautifully hijacked thread in all of SDMB history. Or something like that.  
Anyway, here’s the master list, all the ones here and all the ones we’ve considered. I believe tonight is the night.

Wedge Adjustment  
Social Ramble  
The Special Spoons  
Stupid  
Dullards Galore!  
Breast  
Sid Suntan and the Coppertones  
Purified  
The Pink Hammers  
Lucky Day or The Lucky Day or The Lucky Days  
The Bigs  
Happy Medium  
Random Violence  
Warren Pease  
Heretics and Scoundrels  
The Pariahs  
My Name’s Not Warren!  
Balsamic Spinnaker  
Job Pronounced  
Sit Pretty  
Groove Infection  
Soul Infection  
The Nitrates  
The Sulfites  
Positive Infection  
Left of Center  
The Wireframes  
The Hornrims  
Squirrelly  
The Front Porch Rockers  
The Hawaiian Shirts  
Cool Breeze  
Riot Times  
Bad Ju-Ju  
The Attitudes  
Melancholy Madness  
Bad Hair Day  
Kirby Drive  
The Viscounts.  
bluescreen.  
Time Out for Boxing.  
The Low Marvins. \<— Similar to Max Power, I got that from a fan!  
Flightsafety.  
The Purple Reviews.  
The Red Staplers.  
AAA and the Asthmatics (Okay, that one’s a joke.)  
Macroriders  
Darwin’s Mistakes  
Free Beer  
Stump Shaker  
Chicken Coop Hot House  
Bailing Wire  
The Bottles  
Shrinktones  
The Blue Belts  
Happy Orthodox Jewish Man (or men)  
The Flying Palmetto Bugs  
dyslexic lulaby  
The Dusters  
Porkchop Express  
Four Wheel Drift  
Trucker Speed  
Bondo and the Beaters  
Doggy No Morsel  
BDS (Band Doesn’t Suck)  
Sonny Sunshine and the Rainmakers  
Beach Logic  
The Tones  
Detachable Pegleg  
Pediddle  
Serpentine Belt  
Joke Not Funny  
Pants Optional  
Spare Parts for Alan  
Wankel Rotary Chicken  
Flush  
Post No Bills  
Your Message Printed Here  
Prosecuted Violators  
Right Turn Only  
Red Light Runners  
The Fort Mudge Mosts  
The Dogpatch 4  
The Frotteurists  
Moral Hazard  
The Underwires  
Stubble  
Garlic Gum  
Cheese in a Can  
The Dipping Bird (“Sipping Bird” names also available)  
Neoprene  
Tetrafluoric  
Bond’s Baretta  
Ergonomic  
Sisters of Saddam  
Queer Quintet  
The Barflies  
The Louts  
Slick Willy and the Phallic Euphemisms  
St. Nick, Esq., and the Subordinate Clauses  
Marco Pollo  
Marcia, Marcia Marcia  
Lucky Day and the Knights  
The Lone Palm Band  
Buyers Remorse band  
Silver Tongue and the Devils\*  
Ladykillersband  
BoathouseBand  
Roadtrippersband

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/124 "2004-05-06T13:29:31Z")

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(con’t)  
Summer Breeze  
Chick’s Tracts  
The Haw Haw Haws  
Atilla the Nun  
Bob’s Happiness (in honor of Enzyte Bob)  
Band Name  
Bonedaddy or The Bonedaddies  
The Flemtones  
Paddywack  
Machine Age Heros  
Against Art  
The Sand Kings  
Meat Machines  
Two Chick Tracts  
Cat Pot Pie  
Cited for Jaywalking  
The Y-Fronts  
Part Time Hooligans  
The Healers  
Some Guy I Just Met  
Gifted Nobodies  
Pablo’s Punks  
Screaming Time Lizards  
Growth Stunt  
Pauly Shore’s Career  
And the Rest  
The Jazz Miners  
I Told You I’d Do It  
Yep  
The Masters of Megaphone  
No-one Special and the Underachievers  
Banned Name  
The Huckleberries  
Rofil Mayo  
Pantsn’t  
Klepto Cap  
The Angstroms  
Toast Museum?  
Wankel Rotary Engine  
Jefferson Canoe  
Simulated Envy  
Raggedy Onion  
One Really Nice Guy and Some Other Dudes  
All About Bling  
Ten Minute Misconduct  
Not About Samba  
Terrifying insect experience  
Silly String Pictograph  
The Nubbies  
Rye Grass  
Nose  
Tickle Toes  
Sneaky Clean  
The Bosom of the Pope  
Wicked Aunt  
No More Pyrenese  
Age of Piety  
The Old Suspender  
Executed in his own Gelatine  
Red-Hot Irons  
Harmonic Drive  
None the Wiser  
Loch and Quay  
Back Fence  
Outdoor Party  
Beech Grove  
Rubber Mailbox  
Z Mod 4  
Samurai Lincoln  
The Fantastic Elastic Rubber Band  
The Task  
Bum Rubbers  
GUN FURY  
Thee Ruling Taliban  
The Latchkey Kids  
Serendipididdy  
Phenominee  
Supernovacaine  
Ignitelite  
Combustline  
The Switchboard Elves  
Operation: Extreme Harmony  
Operation: Inexplicable Belligerance  
Oversized Goggles  
Chesapeake Liberation Front  
John Hinckley’s Favorite Actors  
The Fucks in the League Office  
Worldwide Pants  
Intergallactic Pants  
Regional Pants  
Hoosier Pants  
Adjective Noun  
Exceedingly Low Coefficient of Friction  
Renormalized Wave Function  
Heisenberg’s Magic 8-Ball  
Lorentz Time Dilation  
Lattice Energy  
Leading Clocks Lag  
Antibonding Orbital  
Graphite Anode  
Reduction at the Cathode  
Bohr’s Atom Collapses  
The Heat of Fusion  
Paralactic Shift  
Trans-Uranium Elements  
Resistors in Parallel  
Unreduced Gametes  
Work Done by Tension  
Schwartzchild Radius  
Disgruntled Pilgrims  
The Verbing Nouns  
Bruce Daddy  
Cecil  
Pieces of Cecil  
Four Bucks  
Minor Deities  
I Want My Two Dollars  
The Seven Testicles  
Pavlov’s Cat  
Pseudo-Gonorrhea  
We Decorate Maypoles  
Vincent Paranoia  
Tasty Clothes  
Entitilitis (from Mr. Show)  
(The) Assistant Managers  
Shower Witness  
Remedy  
(The) Tardigrades  
(The) Umms  
Scooner  
For F\*ck’s Sake  
Yolky  
General Tso’s Rockin’ Fun Time Show  
Em and Nab (read backwards)  
Trumped-Up  
Shackleton’s Pole  
Salivating Bell  
Twisty  
The Governors of all 49 States  
Barf  
Angst  
Unreliable  
The Front Butts  
Clout  
The Cuffs  
Veiled Men  
The Juxtaposeurs  
Rocket Tahiti  
The Honorable Mentions  
The Runner-Ups  
The Spin Cycles  
7 Days 6 Nights  
Understandishable  
Chainsaw Madagascar  
Zombie Jesus  
Hold That Tiger!  
FNORD!  
Tin Skillet  
Two Coasts Drive  
Cruise Control  
Not Entirely Perfect  
Atomic Crotch  
Knights of Adam  
The Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes  
The Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums  
The Oriental Order of Sons of the West  
The Band of Brutes  
The Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters  
Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine  
The Shining Inaccessibles  
The Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians  
Associated Deities of the Butter Trade  
The Garden of Galoots  
The Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted  
The Flashing Astonishers; Ladies of Horror  
Cooperative Association for Breaking into the Spotlight  
Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog  
The Ancient Sodality of Inhospitable Hogs  
Associated Sovereigns of Mendacity  
Dukes-Guardian of the Mystic Cess-Pool  
The Society for Prevention of Prevalence  
Kings of Drink  
Kinetic Badger  
42  
4 Clothed Nudists  
Wild Mountain Oyster Ride  
The Hooligans  
The Schwingers  
Cubical Escapists  
Dangling Participles.  
The Weasels  
Spaztic Weasels  
Drunk Weasel  
Stupid Weasel  
Kinetic Weasel  
Cha-Cha Weasel and the Sonic Boom  
Spaztic Ferrets/weasels/hamster/badger/Rodent of the Day  
Rodent of the Day  
Og Smash  
Avoiding Reality  
Sonic Crash  
Crash Test Smarties  
Beware of Doug  
The Other White Meat.  
The Pirates  
The Constipated Gnomes of Death  
Kungfu Barbie Dolls  
Random Finger Dropping into the Dictionary  
Crapulous Kepler  
The Hurricanes  
The Fabulous Ungulates.  
The Tumors  
The Nitwits  
The Nimrods  
Flash of Brilliance  
The Contusions  
Nevermind  
CH\_ \_CH : What’s missing?  
B\*\*BIES & BEER

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/125 "2004-05-06T13:44:45Z")

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(con’t)  
The Billionaires Club  
Sofa King  
The Pajammas  
The BobDogs  
The Rescue Wranglers  
The Primary Colors -known on the underground as red, blue and yellow  
Homer and his Homies  
Snyder  
Doghenge  
Rooftapping  
Baby Bear’s Chair  
The Velvet Elvises  
Gen X  
Civil Disobedience  
Bruce Daddy and the Whitefish  
Southern Comfort  
Almost Famous  
Pork Loin and the Meatcase  
Pork Loin IN the Meatcase  
Pork Loin  
Meatcase  
Dusty Brown Avacado  
Posthaste  
Kosher Bacon  
The John Smith Trio  
Five Live Bears  
Road Hump  
Footpound  
Spork or The Sporks  
Ladies Drink Free  
Jimmy’s Raincoat  
Decepticon Army  
Mr. Wiggly  
Bitterroot Brakes  
American Standard  
Worrywhat?  
Van Gogh’s Ear  
Don’t Call Me Surely (or Shirley, your pick)  
Chipped Nail Polish  
Bag of Marbles  
Behind the Basket  
The Golden Yo-yo  
Plankton  
Set It and Forget It  
Mostly Harmless  
Crisis Intervention  
Banned in Boston {Variation: Band in (pick a place)}.  
The Affordables  
Rock Logic  
The Whom  
Everything Must Go  
Velvet Poker Dogs or Velvet Jesus  
No Worries  
Van down by the River  
Straight From Gary’s(or whomever) Garage  
KungFu Vampire’s  
Feelgoodmakenice  
Catholic School Girls in Knee Socks  
Guy Wire String Band  
Natalie Dressed  
The Pundents  
Me and Them  
QQQQ  
X-Poe-Sure  
Mischievous Child  
Three-tined Fork  
Cupajoe  
Fifteen Bucks Less  
The Mature Adults  
Disabled Smilies  
Aren’t We Cute?  
The Wall Pegs  
Black Pen/Red Ink  
Midsummer Promenade  
Pretext to Mingle  
The Shade of an Oak  
An Empty Wallet  
Live Life Leisurely  
Note to Myself  
Thall Thalt Not Dance  
The Wordsmiths  
Latch Key Club  
Naked Mike  
The Mini Bottles  
Four-Hour Boner  
Smile When You Say That, Mister  
Comedy Third Option  
The Gotcha Yas!  
The Cool Papa Bells  
Tin Foil Deflector Beanies  
The Tin Foil Beanies  
Tin Foil Hats  
The Cow Tippers  
The Eight Half Lives  
The Particle Accelerators  
Cecils Breakfast  
Inattentive Cassinova  
Milwaukee Monkey Poo  
Truffle Pig  
Five Day Forecast  
Elliptical Biscuit  
Silicon Crustacean  
Rat Bastard  
Scanner Headache  
The Flatscreens  
You Are L  
Cecil’s Throbbing Brain  
The Slobbering Troglodytes  
Caloo Calay

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Here are the ones we’ve come up with so far:  
After Touch  
Suede  
Silverlip  
Edentrap  
The Top Downs  
The Underkings  
Luv DOA  
Conflama  
Ike Colors and the… (or just) like colors  
Try Me  
Mr. Maybe  
Mondays’ Heart  
Jealousy Green  
The Camel Toed Gypsy queens from Greenville (For Ryan)  
Ebonheart  
One Black Lung  
Simple Addictions  
Daeth  
Cutter Moss  
Max Lounge  
Maxaddiction  
Massaddiction  
Ain’t time fer dyin’  
ten-grit romance  
The Bad Daddy’s  
Momma Kin  
Windy Bridge  
Bridge  
Right On Brown  
Idle Focus  
Double Take  
The Turn  
Gemini Dream  
The New Originals  
No Harm Done  
Bodi-x and the machines  
girlfriends gone  
cheat  
loose fit  
strangers advice  
purple throated wonder worms  
honkin bobo  
blood honey  
The Blood ‘n Honey South Band  
fixin’ lilly  
1 split 3 ways  
Into the wall  
azuwish  
damnimtired  
breeze  
last to leave  
Tex Sells  
Stumbledrunk…  
Clear As Day  
Casual Day  
Crisis of Contentment  
Resolve  
Intuition  
Perception  
The Willing  
Bells and Whistles  
Antifocus

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Wow, that was a lot longer than I thought it would be. Ok, printing out tonight and we’ll decide on one. (Yeah, I know I said that yesterday but practice was cancelled.

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/126 "2004-05-06T13:49:15Z")

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I couldn’t resist adding this one:

The Metro-Gnomes

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/127 "2004-05-06T22:29:15Z")

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Is it too late? If not, I’d like to suggest:

**Autistic Seaweed**

(backstory available on request)

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**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/128 "2004-05-06T23:51:03Z")

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What are some bands you like? Maybe you could take your name from a song or album title? For example:

Jesus at McDonald’s (Mojo Nixon)

Monkey Gone to Heaven (THe Pixies)

Heartattack and Vine (Tom Waits)

SUch a Scream (Tom Waits)

Gigantic (Pixies)

The Ninth Wave (B-side of a Kate Bush album)

BLah, Blah, Blah (Husker Du)

You get the idea…

Patty

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/129 "2004-05-07T00:08:22Z")

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**Balance & Fade**

**Live Live** (rhymes with Give Hive… i know, rule breaker.)

**Soap**

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/130 "2004-05-07T00:32:57Z")

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I like to create bands for the stories I write. As far as I know none of them are really band names. It’d be sort of neat if there _were_ real bands with their names, though, so I’d be willing to sell 😛

From stories in my sig:

Beer is Not A Sex Crime

The Money Grubbing Communists

Samantha Spoke (kind of esoteric for people who haven’t read the series, but it’s pretty)  
from other stories:

Beat Puppy (as in " Don’t dump everything on me, I’m not your beat puppy")

The Whores Next Door

Seven Ate Nine

Lush Puppies (it’s sad when dogs have drinking problems)

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/131 "2004-05-07T01:02:13Z")

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Between Names

Be Sawed

Line Tamer

Fourth Pin From Bottom

Vein Dance

Emergency Evacuation Plan

Zoftig

Alphamarine (not even a word as far as I know)

Recycle This Bag

Peregrinators

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/132 "2004-05-07T01:27:37Z")

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Alright, we went with something we came up with because the ones you guys came up with sucked so bad. 😃 I’m kidding, lots of them were pretty good. Many were freaking stupid (Hi **Lieu**!) but made me laugh.

I feel like a putz having a contest and nobody winning, so I’m gonna split it between 2 posters that had suggestions I really liked. Like, that were on my personal top ten list out of 500.

**lightingtool** , you’ve got mail. **buttonjockey308** , your email isn’t in your profile, send it to me to collect.

Thank you very much people, it was fun. What’s did I choose? Oh, you’ll have to wait for the website launch!

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/133 "2004-05-07T01:54:43Z")

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Holy Crap! Thanks for the prize. Which names of mine and **buttonjockey308** ’s did you like? Thanks again! 🙂

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**Author:** ![citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citrus_x_paradisi)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/134 "2004-05-07T01:54:50Z")

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\*\*Objets Dans Miroir

Closer Than They Appear

Kool and de E’tat\*\* \<- trading obscurity for coherence 😃 \*\*

Hey You! and the Damn Kids

The Ne’er-Do-Wells

The Ingrates\*\*

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**Author:** ![citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citrus_x_paradisi)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/135 "2004-05-07T01:56:01Z")

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There’s a term on Fark dot com called “RTFA!”

I clearly did not. :smack:

Good job! I love all these names too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/136 "2004-05-07T02:08:44Z")

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Combat Alfalfa

Sonic Death Monkey

Eat Pork or Die

Irken Invaders

Romper Stomper Bomper Boo

Shpadoinkle

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/137 "2004-05-07T02:16:55Z")

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**Sonic Death Monkey** …oooooh, most excellent.

there is a guy at Fark with the user name of **SockMonkeyHolocaust**. Another excellent name.

**Bruce** just because you’ve declared a winner, doesn’t mean we are going to stop the madness.

Come to think of it: **Stop the Madness** would be a cool name.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/138 "2004-05-07T02:21:19Z")

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> [@lightingtool](#):
>
> Holy Crap! Thanks for the prize. Which names of mine and **buttonjockey308** ’s did you like? Thanks again! 🙂

Chicken Coop Hot House. Although it doesn’t fit our music, exactly, it’s a damn good band name. Rolls off the tongue and all that. Better suited for a band in the style of **Southern Culture on the Skids** , unfortunately. It was a winner because I would definitely go see a band called Chicken Coop Hot House whether I had heard of them or not.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/139 "2004-05-10T07:39:51Z")

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Preeminent VVæVeS

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-band-win-15-paypal/243335/140 "2004-05-10T07:54:48Z")

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and of course, The Trident Method

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