# Name My Car Part Duh. Still Win Nothing!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 14, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-car-part-duh-still-win-nothing/259784 "2004-08-14T02:00:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-car-part-duh-still-win-nothing/259784/1 "2004-08-14T02:00:11Z")

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[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=268738&page=1&pp=50&highlight=Shirley+Ujest) I challenged dopers to help me name my new suburban.

The name that won, by me, was **Gassukr**.

Humor is not a key point to the Department of Motor Vehicles and it was **Denied**. I suspect with the Onionesque line of " Would not be appropiate at this time.

So, I have until Monday to come up with a replacement name ( 7 letters/spaces total) for my black Suburuban.

Choices that we here discussed, that would definately not get picked:

\*\*GasWhor my personal favorite after Gassukr  
Bendovr  
Azzkikr  
Gaskikr \*\*  
But, I am open to all options at this stage. The DMV has my check on hold so, I pretty much have to come up with something.

Mr. Ujest wants it to say **Hen** and his could be changed to **Hen Pekd**

He so funny.  
Others that I thought I would submit:

**Falik  
Phalik  
Falic  
phalek bit of a theme here, huh?  
pron  
pawned  
Denied  
Coolmom  
Ranger** for Janet Evanovich’s ultimate bad boy.  
**Nigel** [size=1] another doper recommended this and it is growing on me.