# Name my chili

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 10, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619 "2009-09-10T23:26:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/21 "2009-09-11T16:10:56Z")

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Though it’s all in good fun here, I don’t think anyone can get hoighty-toighty about \*any \*chili ingredients. The idea was to use what was on hand - quail eggs, cow eyeballs, and all.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/22 "2009-09-11T16:15:11Z")

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Bum Burner chili

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/23 "2009-09-11T16:22:23Z")

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Colonosco-Chili

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/24 "2009-09-11T16:27:29Z")

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Chili Palmer

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/25 "2009-09-11T23:43:55Z")

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Ozone Melter chili?  
Dr. J’s Assplosion Chili?

Best Damn Chili EvAR!!!11!!

You’ll Need Some Beano Chili?

Global Warming Chili?  
Like It Or Lump It Chili!

Just Right Chili

Yee-Fookin’ Haw Chili ?

What did you name it?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/26 "2009-09-12T07:52:54Z")

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What color is it? More red, more black, or more brown?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/27 "2009-09-12T16:59:30Z")

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You must call it, “Scott Tenorman Must Die”.

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**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-chili/509619/28 "2009-09-12T18:55:55Z")

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Darn Tootin’ Chili.

You know, 'cause of the beans.

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