# Name my fish, win a (cash!) prize

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 28, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885 "2000-09-28T16:17:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/61 "2000-10-02T20:20:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*  
> \*\*. . . You win . . . is Moe. Moe Betta. What e-mail addy should the dime be sent to? \*\*

Give it to charity; dedicate a wing in my name at your local children’s hospital. K? K.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/62 "2000-10-02T20:26:33Z")

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AudreyK wrote:

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> > \*Originally posted by Kat \*  
> > **How about Rikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Beri Beri Bucho Pip Peri Pembo? (I just _know_ I got that name wrong.)**
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> I think it’s “Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo”.

My mom taught it to me as:

Ricky Ticky Timbo Noso Rimbo Sara Bara Boosky Hairpin Heaky Ponsianna Dobarique-a.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/63 "2000-10-02T20:32:28Z")

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Either “Jasper” or “Fishy.”

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**Author:** ![BrothaTJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@BrothaTJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrothaTJ)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/64 "2000-10-03T00:09:00Z")

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Or Roy.  
Did anyone say Elwood yet?  
Just buy a whole school of fish and pick the best names from here, you guys have been coming up with some dandys.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/65 "2000-10-03T00:17:45Z")

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I had an aquarium a couple of years ago with three fish. I should’ve named them:

Floater  
Bellyup, and  
Kevorkian

(The last fish jumped out and landed in my son’s toy box. It was a couple of days before I found him.)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/66 "2000-10-03T00:59:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kat \*  
> \*\*How about Rikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Beri Beri Bucho Pip Peri Pembo? (I just _know_ I got that name wrong.)  
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Holy CRAP! I thought I was the only one who remembered that story! It’s Rikki-Tikki-Tembo-No-Sa-Rembo-Cheri-Beri-Buchi-Pip-Beri-Pembo. I think.

Ironic. IIRC, in the story, RTTNSRCBBPBP fell down a well.

I figger, just name it “fish.” It’s not like it’ll come when you call it anyway!

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**Author:** ![Elkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Elkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elkman)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-fish-win-a-cash-prize/34885/67 "2000-10-03T01:54:06Z")

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How about Meisterbrau (see the novel “Sewer, Gas, and Electric” by Matt Ruff)

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