# name my husband's band

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 26, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783 "2002-09-26T23:08:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/1 "2002-09-26T23:08:57Z")

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Previously called Holy Motorpunk in the 90’s

The band has reformed recently, with some new members and they want a name change. Thought dopers would like to give input.

[click here to hear](http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/255/holy_motorpunk.html)

Style of music remains the same, heavy, arse kickin’, etc.

Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![BGo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@BGo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BGo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/2 "2002-09-26T23:25:51Z")

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Fully Dressed Men?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/3 "2002-09-26T23:39:04Z")

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Well, [this page](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/bandnames.adp) oughtta be good for somethin’.

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**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/4 "2002-09-26T23:52:19Z")

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Nifty Pajamas

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/5 "2002-09-27T00:18:35Z")

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From one of my own previous Pit rants, I’ll suggest “God’s Throbbing Prostate.”

There was also a thread in the Pit where people could post possible band names they found in other threads, so as to save the obligabory “band name!” response in the original thread, but for the life of me I can’t find it now. I wonder if it disappeared in the Winter of Missed Content.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/6 "2002-09-27T02:42:02Z")

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1. Steel Dreams

2. [Your husband’s name]'s Amazing Clockwork Wizards

3. Jefferson Chunnel-Borer 😉

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/7 "2002-09-27T02:59:11Z")

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1. Steal This Band

2. Men Without Jobs

3. Steven Hawking’s Voice

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/8 "2002-09-27T04:10:32Z")

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Hail Sized Pea

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**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/9 "2002-09-27T04:43:12Z")

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Foam Rubber Titties!

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**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/10 "2002-09-27T04:54:38Z")

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“Hey, have you heard of Foam Rubber Titties?”  
“Get away from me.”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/11 "2002-09-27T04:55:14Z")

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My Husband’s Band

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/12 "2002-09-27T05:25:55Z")

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Ed McMahon and the Hiyos!

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**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/13 "2002-09-27T06:54:28Z")

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Hey Man! That’s my bike!

or

Chewed Tube

or

Running on Rims

or

Plastic Asscoat

or

Verbose Mute (nah, too college radio)

I always thought “Lick” would be a good band name.

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/14 "2002-09-27T11:16:49Z")

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Do a search on SDMB for “band name” and you will get a load of good (?) hits.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/15 "2002-09-27T11:26:35Z")

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I always wanted to call a band:

**Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World**

but nobody went for the name. Maybe your husband will.

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**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/16 "2002-09-27T12:21:45Z")

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Stray Current Corrosion

An actual way that aluminum corrodes. You get the Metallic aspect of the band, You get the electrical element of the band.

And, if your husband doesn’t mind, you also get the, “what happens to metal when it gets old” aspect of the band.

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**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/17 "2002-09-27T15:11:43Z")

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I think your question is also your answer, and **Biggirl** beat me to it.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/18 "2002-09-27T15:35:01Z")

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Autonomous Collective.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/19 "2002-09-27T16:06:47Z")

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Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

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**Author:** ![horhay\_achoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@horhay\_achoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horhay_achoa)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-husbands-band/129783/20 "2002-09-27T16:13:42Z")

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Better than Better than Ezra

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