# Name my new daughter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874 "2006-08-15T21:02:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/41 "2006-08-16T17:04:40Z")

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_Batman_, if she’s prepared to be mocked.

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**Author:** ![Flea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d78d45/32.png) [@Flea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flea)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/42 "2006-08-16T17:33:29Z")

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Arden, after the forest.  
Jonah, after the boy.

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**Author:** ![Flea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d78d45/32.png) [@Flea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flea)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/43 "2006-08-16T17:33:27Z")

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Arden, after the forest.  
Jonah, after the boy.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/44 "2006-08-16T17:46:55Z")

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Holly, as in Holly Golightly.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/45 "2006-08-16T17:48:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Ethilrist]  
You could be subtle and name her Starr.  
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You misspelled “merciful”. 😛

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/46 "2006-08-16T17:57:44Z")

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Rio, after the song by Duran Duran 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/47 "2006-08-16T22:20:33Z")

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Do you even have to ask?  
Cecilia.

At least it’s better than

Edwina.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/48 "2006-08-17T03:29:00Z")

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Sue. It’s what I plan to name my son.

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**Author:** ![Stainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/49 "2006-08-17T04:54:09Z")

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Actually, I know a couple whose daughter’s name is Astarra (not sure of the spelling), but they call her “Starr” for short.

I know **Ethilrist** was joking, but I actually think Starr fits in well with the other names.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/50 "2006-08-17T05:13:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy]  
What about Gatsby? It’s literary _and_ it’d make a really cute name for a little girl.  
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Ah, now this gets my vote out of the ones listed thus far. But my own contribution? Well, they’re not literary, but perhaps old Hollywood would do…

**Garbo**  
**Harlow**

… as I’m a big proponent of the last name as first thing. Other than that, I only have what I’d planned on naming my daughter if I’d ever had one; **Camden** or **Keaton**. Back stories probably aren’t interesting enough to be necessary. 🙂  
And you do have an absolute beautiful bunch. Congratulations on adding another! What amazing people you are.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/51 "2006-08-17T08:04:32Z")

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[QUOTE=DeVena]  
Meg, Jo, Amy or Beth  
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Works for me 😃

Not Ringo, please, sounds like a dog’s name.

I like very much Clara and its variations (Ciara, Keira) and Alex and its variations.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/52 "2006-08-17T10:47:34Z")

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Gimme a break, all these stupid names!  
The girl’s name shall be **Kool Moe Dee**.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/53 "2006-08-17T10:50:29Z")

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Oh wait, she’s Chinese?

Just take all the silverware from the drawer, toss it into the air, and name her after the sounds you hear:

“Ching chang chong kao kong”… etc…  
(ok it’s very old and very tasteless, I know. I’m not very funny)

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**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/54 "2006-08-17T13:43:21Z")

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As we have with the others, we’ll keep her Chinese name as her middle name.

Jett HongQing  
Scarlett YiLing  
Scout XiuXiu

I wasn’t offended, but I know people who would have been. I did a “starving orphans” joke once and boy did I get hammered. Sheesh.

And **faithfool** , there’s a fine line between amazing and crazy. I believe we’ve crossed it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/55 "2006-08-17T19:50:15Z")

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I vote for Garnet. I like it as a boy’s name, but I can see it would be appropriate for a girl as well.

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/56 "2006-08-17T20:30:38Z")

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Greer

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/57 "2006-08-18T01:05:35Z")

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Fashowgliddyglopgloopyheybattersaaaawing!

of DeVille Upon Monongahela,

the Fifteenth,

Junior.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/58 "2006-08-18T03:29:23Z")

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> Originally posted by **Eleusis**  
> Gimme a break, all these stupid names!  
> The girl’s name shall be **Kool Moe Dee**.

No, the girl’s name should be **Ariel**!

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@Jammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/59 "2006-08-18T04:14:10Z")

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I’m feeling like **Jinian** would work nicely for you.

Jammer

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-new-daughter/368874/60 "2006-08-18T14:02:23Z")

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The items/colours-as-names thing seems to be working for you so far. So, with that in mind:

Ebony  
Arnica  
Raven  
Table (you could pronounce it ‘tay-belle’)  
Whisper  
Seratonin (Sera for short)  
Clarinet(te)  
Scythe  
Hypoxia (it sounds so elegantly Greek)  
Ephemera  
Tinea  
Chartreuse  
Persia  
Treacle  
Epoxy  
Cadmia  
Shiah  
Vair

😃

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