# Name my newest Concoction...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-newest-concoction/476367>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 9, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-newest-concoction/476367 "2008-12-09T07:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-newest-concoction/476367/1 "2008-12-09T07:15:16Z")

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as a lover of all things bacon, and as a person with serious food issues I make most of my own food and had the recent idea to make myself a nice batch of potato vodka, [Brownie Ponts Blog » Homemade Bacon Vodka](http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/)  
then while with a student I had a thought, My students LOVE my candied bacon (well most of them do, the cowards wont even try it) [Candied Bacon Ice Cream recipe](http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html) (ignore the bits about ice cream at this point as they have no relevance to the vodka)

so I made a batch of Candied bacon per the above, using thick cut pepper bacon cut in half  
I also fried up a strip of the same bacon non-candied

I then added one non-candied and 2 (4 halves) pieces of candied bacon to a half gallon of Vikingfjord potato vodka (this is important sort of…I cant have any other kind of vodka but the potato type)

now all I need is 2 weeks or so to find out what it tastes like.

the only names I came up with were  
Vodacon  
and simply  
Candied Bacon Vodka

I was kinda hoping the Dope could come up with a better one. that or tell me one of those is actually perfect but some how I think you guys can top them.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-newest-concoction/476367/2 "2008-12-09T07:21:16Z")

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Fully loaded sMashed Potatoes?

(woulda been better if it was mash rather than vodka but still)

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-newest-concoction/476367/3 "2008-12-09T09:55:42Z")

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Russian:  
Pigski  
Porky Park

Viking:  
Swedish Meatbomb  
Bork Bork Pork

Pig:  
Swine cooler  
Days of Swine and Roses  
From a co-worker:  
The Soused Sow  
Soueee–et!