# Name my pathetic patch of chest hair **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508 "2007-10-04T15:56:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/21 "2007-10-04T22:27:21Z")
How about “George?” By the way, you’re cute as a button. Sorry, guys don’t like to be called cute - okay, you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/22 "2007-10-04T22:36:43Z")
George T. Horseprotection ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/23 "2007-10-04T22:40:31Z")
How about Nair? ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/24 "2007-10-05T04:44:21Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] okay, you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. How’s that? [/QUOTE] That sounds very good. I could get used to hearing that. In fact… [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=featherlou] you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. [/QUOTE] Mmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/25 "2007-10-05T05:02:13Z")
Glad I could help. 🙂 I should tell more guys they’re good-looking - it seems to be well-received. Hey girls, I think I’m onto something here! ---
**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/26 "2007-10-05T10:36:01Z")
Originally Posted by **Swampwolf** _That’s great! Now that I’m too old for my penis to have a name_ Originally Posted by **ForumBot** _Longrod von Hugenstein, in case you were wondering._ Originally Posted by **tdn** _So it’s not Princess Sophia, then?_ I once had a girlfriend name mine Stuart. She said “He looks like a Stuart.” I didn’t think it was a flattering name, but she liked it, and called him that for years. Not “Spike”, “Thor”, or “Beast”. Stuart. Hmph. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/27 "2007-10-05T14:56:16Z")
The Perch of the Princess. It makes it sound inviting and soft. So the young ladies will want to sit there. KnowWhatIMeanKnowWhatIMean nudge nudge ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/28 "2007-10-05T15:03:01Z")
So help me, I only clicked the link to look at the OP’s nipples. Verdict: very cute blond guy, fine nipples, no ideas about what to call the chest hair patch. I admit to a certain fondness for **gigi’s** suggestion, but there’s really not enough there to call it that. You’re adorable, nevertheless. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/29 "2007-10-05T15:23:34Z")
Golden Sprinkles (a la golden showers? :dubious: ) Hot Fuzz King of Diamonds ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/30 "2007-10-05T15:58:37Z")
The Other Man Handle ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/31 "2007-10-05T16:11:11Z")
Damn, you really are cute. And I agree with the nice nipples comment. Tho I also am not sure what makes a nice nipple, I just know when I see it. I like the name “George”. ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/32 "2007-10-05T19:06:38Z")
Pachysandra -OR- Gold Dust ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/33 "2007-10-05T19:17:03Z")
I cannot believe I’m going to do this, but I can’t help myself. May I never enter another thread in which I have to say something like this… I don’t give a fuck what it’s named. I want to do naughty things to you. There. I said it. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/34 "2007-10-05T19:36:55Z")
[QUOTE=Quint] I formerly called mine “The Picnic Area”, as in “c’mon sweetie, and have a seat on The Picnic Area” (accompanied be a come hither leer). This name is currently up for grabs if you’re interested. [/QUOTE] Anyone knows you never find grass on the playing ground. Call it Tony. Tony one you got. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/35 "2007-10-05T19:49:09Z")
[QUOTE=Faruiza] I cannot believe I’m going to do this, but I can’t help myself. May I never enter another thread in which I have to say something like this… I don’t give a fuck what it’s named. I want to do naughty things to you. There. I said it. [/QUOTE] Blast, you’ve seen through his plan!! ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/36 "2007-10-05T19:53:10Z")
Seen it, catalogued it, filed it away for submisison should he ever make it to SoCal or I to Alabamy. Jeezopete. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/37 "2007-10-05T21:29:21Z")
Blondy – that was Hitler’s dog, a German shepherd, BTW. Okay, that’s sick. How about “amber waves”? Aside from being totally ironic in your case and lifted from “America the Beautiful,” it was Julianne Moore’s character’s porn name in **Boogie Nights**. So it’s a midwest-Americana-Hollywood-porn reference! I also third the screechy catcalls now pouring in from all over the Internet. Keep up the pics and before long, an estrogen brigade may be assembled in your honor… Upon edit I see that Blondy was apparently spelled with an “-ie,” after all, and was no wimpy, friendly golden retriever, either. :o Well, I am a cat person. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/38 "2007-10-05T22:20:08Z")
Woohoo!! Manly nipples!! (I think your chest hair should be called “cute” though.) No one else has mentioned this, but…do I see a shadow, or a happy trail? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/39 "2007-10-05T22:32:38Z")
I am very sad that my workplace has blocked Facebook. I sense I am missing greatness here. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508/40 "2007-10-06T07:10:35Z")
[QUOTE=Shai’tan] I once had a girlfriend name mine Stuart. She said “He looks like a Stuart.” I didn’t think it was a flattering name, but she liked it, and called him that for years. Not “Spike”, “Thor”, or “Beast”. Stuart. Hmph. [/QUOTE] So, was it named Stuart after one of [E. B. White’s books](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Little), later made into a movie of the same name? _D&R_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pathetic-patch-of-chest-hair/421508.md?page=3)