# Name My Pussy... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032 "2002-08-29T02:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/21 "2002-08-29T08:27:33Z")
A few obvious ones relating back to the thread title: Muffy Taco Snatch Okay, I swore up and down that I would name my next cat Sabretooth or Hobbes (that was 3 cats ago) but apparently my vote on cat names has dwindled to zero in this household. You have my permission to use one of those. Here’s a few more I never had the whiskers to use: Roadkill and Dog Biscuit. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/22 "2002-08-29T09:31:40Z")
Molly Whiskers - Mrs Alien’s choice for our next cat, even though Loopy is alive and well and still destroying furniture. ---
**Author:** ![SpaceDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spacedog/32/9932_2.png) [@SpaceDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceDog)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/23 "2002-08-29T12:16:50Z")
I’ve always had this strange desire to name animals after different animals. Therefore I suggest you call your kitten **rabbit**. Of course this works best if you have a rabbit called dog, and a dog called cat. SD ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/24 "2002-08-29T12:27:53Z")
Dog is always a nice name for a cat. Otherwise, seeing as how it’s gray, something weather related, maybe? Like “Stormy”, or “Blizzard”, or “Hey, the wind’s carying off our lawn chair” (Htwcoolc for short). ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/25 "2002-08-29T12:28:08Z")
Pi. I am strongly in favour of naming cats after mathematical constants. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/26 "2002-08-29T17:46:29Z")
How about ‘Non-witty thread title’? Or ‘Dead horse?’ Wait until you get a feeling for the cat, then give it a name. Although with kittens, that can be difficult. My cousins named their two cats ‘Wildcat’ and ‘Cuddles’. Guess which one went crazy and dissappeared, while the other remaind firmly planted on any available lap? ---
**Author:** ![dragonfly98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@dragonfly98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonfly98)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/27 "2002-08-29T18:31:22Z")
flanders ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/28 "2002-08-29T18:42:45Z")
Name your cat Meatros. It’s a distinctive and important sounding name…yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/29 "2002-08-29T19:01:34Z")
SHE! It’s a girl, folks. **Saph** : Zeke thinks I am a traitor, and I am. I think you’re just jealous. **Max** : I kinda like ‘Rascal’, actually, even for a girl kitty. We’ll see how ornery she is first. **Ringo** : I don’t know who either of those people are. Sorry. **jackelope** : I know. **Great Dave** : Are you suggesting that this has been done before?! _GASP!_ You have got to be kidding. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Scratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Chicken\_Scratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Scratch)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/30 "2002-08-29T19:11:22Z")
I like pets with “human” names. It kinda throws people off. Name her Lucy or Gracie or Henrietta or something. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/31 "2002-08-29T19:16:15Z")
Meatros could be a female name…How about Meatras? Meatria? ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/32 "2002-08-29T19:28:10Z")
I’ve always wanted to name a cat, Buttface. Just because it’s so unfitting the grace that most cats seem to have. Plus, Buttface makes me giggle. I’m 23, why do you ask? Or Rover. Rover or Fido would be a good name for a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/33 "2002-08-29T19:40:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simetra \* > \*\*I’ve always wanted to name a cat, Buttface. > > Just because it’s so unfitting the grace that most cats seem to have. > > Plus, Buttface makes me giggle. > I’m 23, why do you ask? > > Or Rover. Rover or Fido would be a good name for a cat. \*\* Hah. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/34 "2002-08-29T19:44:52Z")
Karma. That way, when the little thing does something wrong, you can shake your finger at it and yell, “BAD KARMA!” ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/35 "2002-08-29T22:09:51Z")
**Pablo** is name that crosses all boundaries, even gender. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/36 "2002-08-29T22:58:57Z")
Vagina… ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/37 "2002-08-29T22:59:51Z")
Regardless of what you name her, make sure she has a title as well. Like **Princess Karma**. Or **General Buttface**. Along these lines, I someday plan to have an trained attack turkey named **Private Gobble-Gobble**. [sub]Y’know, **General Buttface** does sorta have a ring to it…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/38 "2002-08-29T23:15:33Z")
I had a friend who once had a cat named Pita (Pain In The Ass). Or you could follow **Serendipity** ’s lead and name her Major Pain. How about giving her an SDMB name? Invisible Pink Unicorn Magical Sky Pixie Hampster Hi Opal Og Smash Cecil ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/39 "2002-08-30T01:03:44Z")
Grey with white stripes, let’s see… Dusty? Misty? Dawn? Ariel? ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/40 "2002-08-30T01:15:06Z")
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