# Name My Pussy... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032 "2002-08-29T02:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/41 "2002-08-30T01:44:00Z")
Rosebud of course. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/42 "2002-08-30T04:03:38Z")
What do you think, **Slainte** … _Captain_ **Pablo**? **Pablo** _the Great_? _Empress_ **Pablo**? Or perhaps… _Rear Admiral_ **Pablo**? ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/43 "2002-08-30T04:07:44Z")
stu. ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/44 "2002-08-30T04:18:02Z")
Chairman Meow ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/45 "2002-08-30T16:15:53Z")
Penis. Then get a male cat and name him Vagina. Then get some notecards, paint the word “GREEN” on it in large print with red paint. On another paint the word “RED” in large print with green paint. Place these prominently in your room. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/46 "2002-08-30T19:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*What do you think, **Slainte** … > > _Captain_ **Pablo**? > **Pablo** _the Great_? > _Empress_ **Pablo**? > > Or perhaps… _Rear Admiral_ **Pablo**? \*\* _Empress_ **Pablo** of course - it’s a female cat 🙂 Do you concur, **White Lightning**? ---
**Author:** ![LonelyNoodle05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b782af/32.png) [@LonelyNoodle05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonelyNoodle05)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/47 "2002-08-30T22:25:21Z")
What about Tinsel or Silvia? ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/48 "2002-08-30T23:46:19Z")
Name your pussy Tighe (pronounced Ty, ryhmes with dye). Then, when someone asks about the name, you have a choice: Safe answer - she’s named Tighe, short for Tiger. Flirty answer - she’s named Tighe, short for Tight. Use Major for the title. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/49 "2002-08-31T00:13:01Z")
Call her Maslow. I am sure she already has a hierarchy of needs. (First I must be fed, watered, warm , safe and have friends and lovers and be self actualized…_then_ (and only _then_) you may keep the skin on your face…) I have always wanted to have a cat named Maslow, and also one named Tisane. (French for herbal tea.) But Tisane is for a ginger or brown or otherwise “Herbal-Coloured” kitty. (Alas, the last time I had kittens, I wasted the names, and also somehow ended up losing the kiitens in a bizarre custody battle…with my upstairs neighbours, landlord, and aunt…) ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032/50 "2002-08-31T00:34:35Z")
Since my SO is allergic, I shall never have a cat. Therefore, out of pure kindness, you should allow me the honor of naming your cat. I take the idea of naming your cat very seriously, and after a long and solemn pondering, I have come up with the \*perfect \*name. Ready? Ok… **Monkey Cat!** Isn’t it glorious? Are you amazed and in awe that me, some strange person you know from the internet, has thought up the most perfect and wonderful name? It’s ok, I am amazed at myself as well. 🙂 -Wicky [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-pussy/126032.md?page=2)