# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/1 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")
So they’re looking for a “creative” team name. Preferably with puns and/or double entendres. Examples from previous seasons: Batter’s Box, Charge the Mound, Snatch 'n Catch. Team name must be non-smutty enough to be worn on a t-shirt in a public park. The most risque has been the “Toronto Vajayjays”. So have at it! ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/2 "2008-04-28T13:45:31Z")
Box Scorers? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/3 "2008-04-28T13:46:36Z")
Sorry, I can’t improve on the previous names. But might I suggest that they work “bunt” into the new name? Hot Bunts, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/4 "2008-04-28T13:49:22Z")
The Other Side Toronto Tacos ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/5 "2008-04-28T13:49:53Z")
The Swinging Bunts? (I always thought the word “bunt” sounded just a bit borderline) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/6 "2008-04-28T13:51:45Z")
Pussies galore ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/7 "2008-04-28T13:53:41Z")
Nine Men Out. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/8 "2008-04-28T13:54:36Z")
The Bush-Leaguers? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/9 "2008-04-28T13:55:48Z")
“Three Dykes, You’re Out!” “Lez Play Two!” [or “Lez Play, Too!”] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/10 "2008-04-28T13:58:52Z")
Switch Hitters B(l)ase On Balls Have You Field My Bunt Today? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/11 "2008-04-28T14:02:41Z")
Home-Plate Sliders? Slide, Dimaggio, slide…! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/12 "2008-04-28T14:05:27Z")
The No Yankees. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/13 "2008-04-28T14:06:59Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Have You Field My Bunt Today? [/QUOTE] That is so not a winner, but it wins Miss Congeniality. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/14 "2008-04-28T14:11:38Z")
Munch Bunch. Scissor Sisters Muffin Divas. Clam Diggers. That’s all I’ve got for now. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/15 "2008-04-28T14:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Sorry, I can’t improve on the previous names. But might I suggest that they work “bunt” into the new name? Hot Bunts, maybe? [/QUOTE] Yes, “bunt” has a lot of potential. I was thinking something that used “playing for the other team” but I can’t make anything that sounds good. “Switch Hitters” sounds familiar, Ill have to ask my sister if that’s been in the league before. Keep e’m coming, I’ll pass 'em along to her. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/16 "2008-04-28T14:29:40Z")
Mound of Venus? ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/17 "2008-04-28T14:30:43Z")
Cunning Stunts ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/18 "2008-04-28T14:31:03Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] I was thinking something that used “playing for the other team” but I can’t make anything that sounds good. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I tried that too. I couldn’t do any better than “The Other Team” or “This is ‘The Other Team’” or “Playing for the Right Team” or “Playing for This Team.” Doesn’t really capture the spirit of the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/19 "2008-04-28T14:32:56Z")
The No-Balls. The Diesel Express. The Butch Bats. The Pitching Mounds. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/20 "2008-04-28T14:35:27Z")
Three Strikes & No Balls Nine Women Outings (play on “innings” being “out” and being “outed”) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=2)