# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/21 "2008-04-28T14:35:44Z")
Carpet Layers The Other Team (“Oh, you play softball? Who do you play for?”, “The Other Team”) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/22 "2008-04-28T14:37:45Z")
No men on base Cow Durham Bang the Mound Slowly That aint Shoeless Joe in MY cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/23 "2008-04-28T14:38:31Z")
The Home Team? (OK, that’s kind of horrible.) The Dutchboys? (Or Dutchgirls, if you want to match reality a little better than the source material.) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/24 "2008-04-28T14:40:19Z")
Walks on Balls ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/25 "2008-04-28T14:40:24Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] Muffin Divas. [/QUOTE] :smack: I didn’t get that one on the first pass. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/26 "2008-04-28T14:42:58Z")
[QUOTE=runner pat] Nine Men Out. [/QUOTE] That is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/27 "2008-04-28T14:43:39Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] The Dutchboys? (Or Dutchgirls, if you want to match reality a little better than the source material.) [/QUOTE] “Dutchboy” in queer jargon is actually the male equivalent of a “fag hag” because it’s the “boy whose always haninging around dykes.” My sister got my a dutchboy t-shirt for Pride when my mom and I were taking part with PFLAG. ETA: It probably woulnd’t work so well for the dykes themselves, but perfect for the waterboys (if they had any). Walks on Balls is neat… I wonder if there is anything that could be made out of “balk”? ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/28 "2008-04-28T14:48:37Z")
Cut Off Men A League of Their Own Up the Middle The Comebackers Uncle Charlies Angels Split Finger Fastballs The Circle Change Straight Cheese Trimmed Infield Wonderboys The Swipe Tags The Hook Slides The Slap Tags Spiked! Gamers Dig it out Dirt Dogs The Rundowns 6-4-trois The Montreal Expositions Montreal Sexpos Fouled Off Hitter’s Count No balls, Three strikes (I would replace strikes with the appropriate slang). The Hot Corners ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/29 "2008-04-28T14:49:12Z")
The Turkey Base-ters ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/30 "2008-04-28T14:54:41Z")
Cunning Bunts? ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/31 "2008-04-28T15:17:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Split Finger Fastballs This is the best. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/32 "2008-04-28T15:17:56Z")
Grand Canyons ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/33 "2008-04-28T15:30:45Z")
Chicks with Sticks Third Base on the First Date Blue Ballers Swinger Sisters ---
**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/34 "2008-04-28T15:36:57Z")
**Axe Strike** You said smut was ok! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/35 "2008-04-28T15:51:45Z")
Front of T-shirt: According to Queen Victoria … Back of T-shirt: … we don’t exist! (Lesbianism was never made illegal in Britain because when Queen Victoria was shown the proposed legislation she refused to sign it, as she wouldn’t believe that lesbians existed: “Women do not do such things.” It’s probably a myth, but who cares?!) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/36 "2008-04-28T15:53:57Z")
You could make the same joke about Mahmound Ahmadinejad and Iran, but it would be unreadably long. “No Artificial Turf!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/37 "2008-04-28T16:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=BwanaBob] Cunning Stunts [/QUOTE] In the same spirit … Bunt Catters ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/38 "2008-04-28T16:16:22Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Hot Bunts, maybe? [/QUOTE] My favourite. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/39 "2008-04-28T16:18:50Z")
The 69ers. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/40 "2008-04-28T16:23:27Z")
Can they add, “sponsered by U-Haul” to whatever name they choose? That would be awesome. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=3)