# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/41 "2008-04-28T16:24:37Z")
The Lenny Dykestras? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/42 "2008-04-28T16:29:39Z")
The Civil Service Office Workers (they don’t do dick) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/43 "2008-04-28T16:57:20Z")
Hooked On Sapphonics Wicked Curves ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/44 "2008-04-28T17:11:48Z")
Dyke Zone Designated Clitters No Sac Flies! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/45 "2008-04-28T17:18:03Z")
**The Ball-Bashers** Does the team perform a cunning array of stunts? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/46 "2008-04-28T17:21:07Z")
[QUOTE=Philster] The No Yankees. [/QUOTE] For whatever reason, this one just tickles my funny bone to an unreasonable degree. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/47 "2008-04-28T17:27:37Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Can they add, “sponsered by U-Haul” to whatever name they choose? That would be awesome. [/QUOTE] One of my friends is on [a gay softball team](http://www.sfgsl.org/) sponsored by Prudential. The team name? The Prudes. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/48 "2008-04-28T17:32:18Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Dyke Zone Designated Clitters No Sac Flies! [/QUOTE] Heh! I like “No Sac Flies”. “Clitters” might be a bit too much for the t-shirts though. While smut is highly encouraged, they play in the park where there are kids, and one year one of the teams didn’t like going out for a post-game beer because they weren’t comfortable with their team logo (and yet the team voted on the name). I like “No Yankees” too. It makes me giggle like a sixth grader. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/49 "2008-04-28T17:33:08Z")
The [Butch Hobsons](http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/hobsobu01.shtml) The [Butch Wynegars](http://www.baseball-reference.com/w/wynegbu01.shtml) maybe the best… The [Butch Huskeys](http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/huskebu01.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/50 "2008-04-28T17:38:41Z")
No Baby-Batters ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/51 "2008-04-28T17:39:13Z")
The Saph-rifice Flies The Y-Nots The Toklas Brownies ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/52 "2008-04-28T17:41:04Z")
Erm… We Don’t Want a Catcher? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/53 "2008-04-28T17:41:53Z")
Not specifically lesbian, but one of the inremural teams I knew had an arguably appropriate name: \*\* The Master Batters\*\* ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/54 "2008-04-28T20:08:49Z")
Vagitarians Good Vibrations GIDED-Ground Into Double-Ended Dildo No Balls, 10(+?) Dikes, All Out Designated Lickers Cycle Hitters Wet, but not Juiced Get Dirty Toronto Fur Traders No B.J.'s(Ryan) to Close Roger’s Her Centere …okay, I’m stretching it now; too much fun though… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/55 "2008-04-28T20:26:29Z")
Lipstick leftfielders. Well adjusted. (watch the pros sometime, you’ll know what I’m talking about) A Bunch of Baseball Playing Lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/56 "2008-04-28T20:27:14Z")
The \*\*Non-Walkers \*\* or the **Strike-Out Lovers** because they never get balls! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/57 "2008-04-28T20:56:48Z")
[Here are some existing gay softball league names](http://www.nagaaasoftball.org/gsws2006/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/58 "2008-04-28T21:13:21Z")
Rainbow Sox Squeezeplay Beaver Receivers Batgirlz Chin Music Catchin’ Curves Doubleheaders ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/59 "2008-04-28T21:20:42Z")
Hitstick Lesbians ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/60 "2008-04-28T21:23:31Z")
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