# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/61 "2008-04-28T21:26:20Z")
Can anyone think of a good way to incorporate “dugout” or “bullpen”? ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/62 "2008-04-28T21:28:36Z")
Big Swingin’ Chicks With Dicks We Do Dug-Outs Choke Up (N/A) The Base Splitters Nine Lesbians On A Softball Team Slide 'Em Right Here, Baby ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/63 "2008-04-28T21:30:44Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] Can anyone think of a good way to incorporate “dugout” or “bullpen”? [/QUOTE] The best I could offer is The Dykeouts (also works as a play on Strikeouts) or Bulldykepen. You could make up something about “I’d like to see her dugout!/bullpen!” but it’s iffy. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/64 "2008-04-28T21:35:39Z")
Sappho on Base Team Motto: No, you can’t join in but you can watch us play ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/65 "2008-04-28T21:39:22Z")
The Cunning Linguists ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/66 "2008-04-28T21:42:58Z")
Inspired by the constant wonder/discussion over a certain **Doper** ’s screen name: The Mangetouts which incorporates 1. a pun on “man get out” 2. the fact that _mange tout_ means “eat all” in French 3. the possibility of claiming that their name is an innocent tribute to the fact that they like to [chow down on peas](http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?British=mange-tout) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/67 "2008-04-28T21:43:18Z")
From the Doper name: Freudian Slits. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/68 "2008-04-28T21:48:23Z")
The In-dugout Girls. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/69 "2008-04-28T21:53:43Z")
Whatever name they pick, get [these guys](http://www.carpetlover.com/aboutus.htm) to sponsor the team! (No, I’m not making this up. I did not create that website. I drive by one of their other stores every morning…) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/70 "2008-04-28T22:09:03Z")
I would gladly play on several of these proposed teams. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/71 "2008-04-28T22:30:16Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] The In-dugout Girls. [/QUOTE] Okay, that one a emailed to her and she said she snorted coffee out her nose a little. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/72 "2008-04-28T22:38:39Z")
Mounds [No Nuts!] ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/73 "2008-04-28T23:11:11Z")
The Three Finger Browns The Say it Ain’t So’s The Lob’s (left on base or Lesbians of Baseball) The Bob’s (Base on Balls or Battery operated Boyfriend) The Baltimore Chomps The Interleague Players ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/74 "2008-04-28T23:30:26Z")
The 'Bos of Summer? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/75 "2008-04-29T00:15:18Z")
Do they wear spiked shoes? If so: _ **Dykes on Spikes** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/76 "2008-04-29T00:27:00Z")
Lickety Splits or Bananaless Splits sponsored by Strap-On Tools ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/77 "2008-04-29T00:34:07Z")
The Angle Grinders …and you get the double entendre for power tools, as a bonus! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/78 "2008-04-29T04:50:19Z")
The Ball Busters (I thought of The Bust Ballers but that might be a little too much) The Aureoles SapphoStickAction The SpitBalls The Fly Balls ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/79 "2008-04-29T05:52:38Z")
The name of my intermural team is “Pat’s Balls”, after the founder and captain - Pat Ball. Our post game speech after losing the Ultimate Frisbee final? “Well, we didn’t win, but Pat’s Balls came, and that’s the important part!” Not really connected, but I needed to tell the story. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/80 "2008-04-29T06:34:17Z")
I had no idea there was such a thing as a lesbian baseball team; I guess you learn something every day. They must have fun in the locker room. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=5)