# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/81 "2008-04-29T07:18:04Z")
The Babes Ruthless Nothing To Shake A Stick At The “HR” Word The Carpet Baggers ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/82 "2008-04-29T13:49:26Z")
The Human 'Bians. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/83 "2008-04-29T13:55:18Z")
Headfirst! ABC (In polite company, it’s A Bunch of Cuties. Among themselves, it could be All Butch Club or a gaggle of other things.) Fritos (muncha bunch) Chixdiggit Flickers Bearded Clams Furpys ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/84 "2008-04-29T13:55:49Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] I was thinking something that used “playing for the other team” but I can’t make anything that sounds good. [/QUOTE] :smack: That’s what I was trying to say, The Other Team (not The Other Side, Mr. Dumas!) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/85 "2008-04-29T13:58:45Z")
So, **Swallowed My Cellphone** , are you going to give your sister a link to this thread or what? I know I’m wondering what she’ll pick. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/86 "2008-04-29T14:00:14Z")
Carpet Monkeys Beaver Cleavers ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/87 "2008-04-29T14:08:16Z")
Mound Heat Not a _Spit_ball ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/88 "2008-04-29T14:52:33Z")
Maybe they should just go with the obvious: “Hairy, Man-hating Dykes” ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/89 "2008-04-29T14:56:02Z")
All Your Base Are Belong to Us Other’s I’ve seen in the thread that I would vote for: Mangetout 😃 Toronto Fur Traders ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/90 "2008-04-29T15:11:23Z")
[QUOTE=riker1384] I had no idea there was such a thing as a lesbian baseball team; I guess you learn something every day. They must have fun in the locker room. [/QUOTE] There are queer baseball leagues all across North America, as tere are all sorts of community group leagues. There are queer basketball leagues and soccer leagues too. And there is a queer waterpolo team here in town. I think they sometimes go to the Gay Games, but I’m not sure. **Marley** - I did send the link to my sister. The team doesn’t vote on a name until tonight. I’ll let you know if they pick any from the dope. **ChiefScott** - Offensive and inaccurate stereotypes probably isn’t the way to go. Although it would be ironic given that not a single one is hairy that I’ve ever seen, several are knockouts (two women in the league are models, one was a cheerleader for the University of Syracuse, and one girl who was on my sister’s team last year has a bit part in movie produced by Julia Roberts). And they don’t hate men. Several brothers, fathers, sons, and male friends show up to watch the games. ETA: And there are a couple straight women in the queer/gay-friendly league. My fiancee is one of them. But thanks for playing. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/91 "2008-04-29T15:39:39Z")
And I am sure that there are no actual orioles that play for the Baltimore MLB team… ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/92 "2008-04-29T15:53:34Z")
Hot Box The Dugout Canoes ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/93 "2008-04-29T16:04:09Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] But thanks for playing. [/QUOTE] I think ChiefScott’s entry was tongue-in-cheek, and in any case it was hardly more (potentially) offensive that many of the other entries. … Oh yeah, I found [that picture of the cheerleaders](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/616269431/) I took at one of the Prudes’ games. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/94 "2008-04-29T16:11:21Z")
I came in to suggest the Bush Leaguers, but I see I was beaten to the punch. ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/95 "2008-04-29T16:11:26Z")
The Splitfingers. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/96 "2008-04-29T16:16:20Z")
_Manga_. In one sense, it’s cartoon cuties with big eyes. In another, it’s **Man?! Ga!** _Tomboiz_ _Tittilation_ _Donatellas_, as in Dona-aska, Donatella. _L’s Belles_ ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/97 "2008-04-29T16:30:39Z")
Hm, how about… We Can’t Dance Comfortable Shoes The Dug Outs Grass on the Field Let’s get a Cat The Out Fielders The Catch Hers The Head First Sliders and I think this was in before, I can’t recall but… Swings both ways or Swing on Bi All i have for now. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/98 "2008-04-29T19:08:00Z")
[QUOTE=buttonjockey308] The Out Fielders [/QUOTE] I hafta say, I really like the simplicity of that one… :: emails to Swallowed Her BlackBerry :: ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/99 "2008-04-29T19:11:35Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] I think ChiefScott’s entry was tongue-in-cheek, and in any case it was hardly more (potentially) offensive that many of the other entries. [/quote] I must have missed the tone in cyberpace, but it certainly didn’t seem as good natured and friendly as the other suggestions here. [QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] Oh yeah, I found [that picture of the cheerleaders](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/616269431/) I took at one of the Prudes’ games. [/QUOTE] They remind me of a group often seen running in the Pride and Remembrance Run here… all dressed as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/100 "2008-04-29T19:34:41Z")
[QUOTE=WF Tomba] The Splitfingers. [/QUOTE] Or, for a spring training-inspired pun, Split Squad [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212.md?page=6)