# Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212 "2008-04-28T13:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/101 "2008-04-29T21:00:24Z")
The Cheney Girls Diggin’ Our Dugouts Soap n Grope Girls Just Wanna Have Cun(n) 18 Inch Double Headed Jelly Ice-Blues Two Girls - One Cup Two Girls - One Bat Strap On Batters Lezaisse Faire Lezaisse Foul Lezaisse Fowl Carpet Cleaners Ground to the Mound Mound Groomettes Double End Players [strikeout]So Long and Thanks for all the Fish[/strikeout] ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/102 "2008-04-29T21:52:11Z")
Cunning Linguists Motto: “We always eat at the Y.” Sponsored by Jane’s fine liquors Too bad it isn’t a basketball team. Their motto: “We can take you to the hole!” ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/103 "2008-04-29T22:03:58Z")
My favorite: The Carpet Bombers ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/104 "2008-04-29T22:32:07Z")
**LPGA** \* \ ***L** inedrive, **P** opup and **G** rounder **A** ssociation ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/105 "2008-04-29T22:38:26Z")
I like **The Swinging Bunts** , personally. Or, like someone mentioned above, **The Bullpen.** ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/106 "2008-04-30T02:55:02Z")
The Box Turtles ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/107 "2008-04-30T05:11:38Z")
The Box Scorers ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/108 "2008-04-30T07:14:54Z")
Diamond Dykes ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/109 "2008-04-30T08:52:14Z")
The Bush Babes The Clam Juicers The Eager Beavers ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/110 "2008-04-30T13:46:40Z")
**And the winner is…** (damn, they didn’t get to see **Yeticus Rex’s** contributions. After much deliberation, a variation of one of the early submissions: Sticky Bunts! My sister’s email says this team seems a bit more conservative because they have a lot of league newbies, and the newbies tend to be a little shy at first. they really liked most the Doper suggestions and were really exited about a lot of them, but when it came down to the actual vote, they were too wishy-washy to come to a consensus. Other teams were voted in as “Master Batters” and “C U Next TuesdayS” and “Slide, Sally, Slide”. There are 12 teams in total (I think), no idea what the ohter team names are. Thanks, though Dopers, it was a hoot, and my sister said she’s going to print the thread for next year! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/111 "2008-04-30T16:00:07Z")
Well, at least my suggestion (The In-dugout Girls) made coffee come out of your sister’s nose. So that’s some consolation, anyway. Maybe I’ll go find another lesbian league somewhere and shop my name around. ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/112 "2008-05-01T02:32:56Z")
Comfortable Cleats ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/113 "2008-05-01T11:59:42Z")
Sausage Dodgers or Todger Dodgers ---
**Author:** ![DuChard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@DuChard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuChard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/114 "2008-05-01T21:23:14Z")
[QUOTE=BwanaBob] Cunning Stunts [/QUOTE] HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ---
**Author:** ![DuChard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@DuChard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuChard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/115 "2008-05-01T21:30:16Z")
The Split Clitters. That might be a little much. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/116 "2008-05-01T22:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] they were too wishy-washy to **come** to a consensus. [/QUOTE] Both on and off the field, so to speak? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-sisters-lesbian-baseball-team-smut-allowed/447212/117 "2008-05-02T03:25:18Z")
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