### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/21 "2001-11-06T06:24:39Z")
**Chicken of Bristol**? No?
Felis Lupus
Catdog
Puppycat
Kittywolf
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Tiger Cage or Lion Cage (playing off the _zoo_ theme)
Monster Wolftruck
Cadet John Deere
The Mechanical Wolf (or Dog or Cat)
Ooooo…shiny machine
Truck With Fur
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### Author:  [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/22 "2001-11-06T06:47:58Z")
Wow! I haven’t had a chance to run these by him yet. He was in bed when I got home. Thanks everyone! Oh, by “truck” I mean big rig.
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### Author:  [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/23 "2001-11-06T06:57:32Z")
How about
PUT THAT DOWN
Seems that is how my mom identified me in my younger years
either that or
QUIT THAT
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/24 "2001-11-06T07:02:25Z")
as far names containing the big trucks, try these on
Mack Wolfboy
Peterbuilt (weve all heard the joke about this one
Cummins (mabey a joke about this one?)
Captian Kenworth
Freightliner
Texas Star
Diamond Reo (yes, its REO not Rio)
WhiteDog
CatDiesel (a brant of heavy iquip. engines)
(ok, so my names SUCK. I need the post count.)
Of course, if he wants to, i would be willing to let him use my Counter Strike player name, “Big Ugly Rat”
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/25 "2001-11-06T10:27:10Z")
Truckasaurus Wrecks!!
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### Author:  [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/26 "2001-11-18T03:53:36Z")
Zoogirl’s kid said to thank you all. He’s having a hard time choosing, and is a little worried about picking one and everyone else feeling left out. Any more?
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### Author:  [@Medievalist2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medievalist2)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/27 "2001-11-18T04:20:15Z")
Since he likes cats, how about “Tiger”?
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### Author:  [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/28 "2001-11-18T05:18:45Z")
Young 'un.
Wait a sec, isn’t someone a nine-year old? I could’ve sworn we had a nine year old on the boards.
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### Author:  [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/29 "2001-11-18T06:13:27Z")
Well, if we get to vote on submissions, I pick **Kat** ’s “Truck with Fur”. It’s been ten minutes, and I’m still laughing to myself and trying not to wake up Dr. LindyHopper.
[sub]Truck with Fur…hee hee…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/30 "2001-11-18T06:16:33Z")
Icemoth
Dodecahedron
Fruit of the Loin
Future Trunks
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### Author:  [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/31 "2001-11-18T06:17:56Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*
> \*\*Truckasaurus Wrecks!! \*\*
_raises paw_
I vote for this one!
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/32 "2001-11-18T10:59:24Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by zoogirl \*
> \*\*Zoogirl’s kid said to thank you all. He’s having a hard time choosing, and is a little worried about picking one and everyone else feeling left out. Any more? \*\*
Tell him we said “no worries”! Pick one that he likes; he can always change it later if’n he wants to…
FWIW, I have to go with **Truckasaurus Wrecks**! THAT’s a cool username! Almost as cool as the perfect username (Astroboy14) which is already taken, of course…😉
I have no new names to add for consideration (I mean, look at MY username! Cripes!)…[sup]Yes, I am inconsistent! You wanna make something of it? Er, I mean… OK, you’re right…[/sup]
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-my-twelve-year-old/91571/33 "2001-11-18T14:17:39Z")
I’ve gotta third **Truckasaurus Wrecks.** That one is awesome!
> [@](#):
>
> Wait a sec, isn’t someone a nine-year old? I could’ve sworn we had a nine year old on the boards.
I don’t think there’s any actual nine-year-olds. Lots of folks who _act_ like nine-year-olds, though. 😉
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