# Name one thing more cringeworthy  than pop country.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [January 26, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448 "2019-01-26T16:45:11Z")
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### Author: ![Stuntman\_Mike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stuntman_mike/32/334_2.png) [@Stuntman\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuntman_Mike)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/1 "2019-01-26T16:45:11Z")

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I’ll wait.

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### Author: ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/2 "2019-01-26T16:46:35Z")

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Non-Pop Country.

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### Author: ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/3 "2019-01-26T16:54:07Z")

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Kardashian fandom.

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### Author: ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/4 "2019-01-26T16:59:39Z")

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Christian rock.

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### Author: ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/5 "2019-01-26T17:00:26Z")

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Non-country pop.

I’m not a country fan at all, but at least it has guitars.

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### Author: ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/6 "2019-01-26T17:34:00Z")

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The thought that pop music has to have guitars.

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### Author: ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/7 "2019-01-26T17:37:56Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> The thought that pop music has to have guitars.

It doesn’t “have” to have anything; it’s free to do what it likes, and I’m equally free to ignore it.

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### Author: ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/8 "2019-01-26T17:55:06Z")

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I’m just gonna post this and then quietly exit.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VGnxeDszQTs/maxresdefault.jpg "BoonDock Branded - Mud Cricket Feat: Kudzu, BoonDock Kingz, Teacher Preacher, and Da PigPen") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnxeDszQTs)

I don’t know the official subgenre, so ill just spitball here and call it “MonsterTrunkCrunk”

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/9 "2019-01-26T18:07:27Z")

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The soundtrack for “This is Us”.

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### Author: ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/10 "2019-01-26T18:07:43Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Christian rock.

This is my vote. Christian country is bad too.

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### Author: ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/11 "2019-01-26T18:08:07Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Christian rock.

That’s what I was going to say to.

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### Author: ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/12 "2019-01-26T18:23:02Z")

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[Schlager](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlager_music). Worst “music” ever.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/13 "2019-01-26T18:28:14Z")

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Muzak comes to mind (unfortunately)

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### Author: ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/14 "2019-01-26T18:55:27Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Christian rock.

_Any_ Christian music aside from some Gospel and actual hymns. (And the occasional one-off song. Spirit in the Sky, frex, which I think succeeds mostly because it’s totally a cynical cash-in.)

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### Author: ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/15 "2019-01-26T18:58:21Z")

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1970s soft rock.

edit:  
Might as well go big: Soft rock / “adult contemporary”.

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### Author: ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/16 "2019-01-26T19:36:26Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I’m just gonna post this and then quietly exit.
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> [https://youtu.be/VGnxeDszQTs](https://youtu.be/VGnxeDszQTs)
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> I don’t know the official subgenre, so ill just spitball here and call it “MonsterTrunkCrunk”

HOLY fuck! This is the winner so far. My IQ dropped quite a bit watching a minute of that video.

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### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/17 "2019-01-26T19:42:31Z")

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Grocery store music, drives me batty. Every time I go in this one store it has timed up to 50s pop songs. Every. Stinkin’. Time. If I go my whole life and never hear ‘Do-do Ron-ron’ again it’ll be too soon.

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### Author: ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/18 "2019-01-26T19:47:46Z")

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Hip hop country pop.

Slow jazz. It’s only use is camp appeal.

> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> [Schlager](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlager_music). Worst “music” ever.

I think I’ve only heard Drafi Deutscher but he had an appeal. Often in movies to signify: here be Germans drinking beer. Like the Hollywood shorthand of using “I’m Shipping Up to Boston” for Irish people.

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### Author: ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/19 "2019-01-26T19:53:35Z")

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Social Media.

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### Author: ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-one-thing-more-cringeworthy-than-pop-country/828448/20 "2019-01-26T20:03:10Z")

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Things other people like.

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