# Name our church's outreach ministry!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 10, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783 "2006-02-10T01:12:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/1 "2006-02-10T01:12:43Z")
Our church has had great successwith a ministry in which we take in kids for the evening and entertain them so the parents can go out for the evening. We did it every Friday night last summer and it was called Friday Night Kids Club. We did one the week before Christmas and called it Drop 'n Shop. We are having one in March, but we can’t come up with a good name. Any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/2 "2006-02-10T03:06:51Z")
" Drop the leprechaun’s off so mom and dad can get plowed?" A bit wordy. March Madness! In like a Lion. Out Like a Lamb. 🙂 Mental Holiday Some Enchanted Evening. Free Daycare! 10 Things Your Parents Will Never Tell You! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/3 "2006-02-10T04:00:53Z")
I think this is meant for IMHO. I’ll shoot 'er over there for you. ---
**Author:** ![Common\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Common\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Common_Man)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/4 "2006-02-10T04:22:40Z")
Rug Rats R Us. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/5 "2006-02-10T04:23:39Z")
Lent begins in March. How about, “Lent them and leave them.” ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/6 "2006-02-10T12:00:04Z")
> [@dalej42](#): > > Lent begins in March. > > How about, “Lent them and leave them.” Nice! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/7 "2006-02-10T12:49:03Z")
Give The Kids Up for Lent Night ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/8 "2006-02-10T16:26:32Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Give The Kids Up for Lent Night I second this! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/9 "2006-02-10T16:35:29Z")
“They’re after me Lucky Charms!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/10 "2006-02-10T16:36:50Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > " Drop the leprechaun’s off so mom and dad can get plowed?" Very, very _Family Guy_, **Shirley**. I like it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/11 "2006-02-10T16:47:19Z")
[I’m seeing some great thread synergy here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=358138). Daniel ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/12 "2006-02-11T10:57:40Z")
Depends on the age of the kids. My child went to some youth groupy thingy at the local baptist church, the kids were 11-13, they called themselves “Proteen” and had hamburger as their symbol. Yes it was stupid but also kinda catchy. Personaly I called “YAYYYYYYYYY friday night!” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-our-churchs-outreach-ministry/343783/13 "2006-02-11T16:39:07Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Very, very _Family Guy_, **Shirley**. > > I like it! 😃 Irony is, I’ve never even watched Family Guy. But, due to this place and a few others, I know that the safety word is Banana.