# Name racerx's boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398 "2001-01-16T22:25:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/1 "2001-01-16T22:25:40Z")
I’d have her go with… Spritle and Chim Chim. ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/2 "2001-01-16T22:28:55Z")
LOL chief you are awesome! you’ve made my day. FTR they are small and unassuming. the only other names for them have been quite unflattering. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/3 "2001-01-16T22:32:49Z")
Go and Speed Racer Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer go ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/4 "2001-01-16T22:32:49Z")
I’d like to contribute but think we need more information to come up with flattering yet appropiate names. Are we talking “winky and tinky” or “Gog and Magog” here? ---
**Author:** ![Clucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Clucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clucky)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/5 "2001-01-16T22:33:46Z")
Topu on the left, Giggio on the right ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/6 "2001-01-16T22:43:17Z")
As much as I liked the toppugiggio comment, I have to cast my vote as: Betty and Veronica (althought Tongue and Teeth came up second on my list) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/7 "2001-01-16T22:45:00Z")
need and pills ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/8 "2001-01-16T22:47:23Z")
I’m thinking: Nibble and Pinch (see, you could get the names tattooed above them, just as a helpful hint to whoever’s down there) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/9 "2001-01-16T22:55:08Z")
How about “Yes, it did hurt” and “no, you can’t see them”? Or maybe Mama and Ree? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/10 "2001-01-16T23:11:13Z")
Thelma & Louise ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/11 "2001-01-16T23:20:15Z")
**ChiefScott** is evil. First the tongue-twister in the Pit (that I couldn’t get outta my head all day at work), and now a positively evil speed racer _and_ boob thread - all in one! I’m talking E-ville! [mike myers]Like the fru-its, of the dev-ille[/mm] I’d like to shake your hand **CS** , it’s not too often that people can invade my head twice in one day, kudos. punk snot dead, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/12 "2001-01-16T23:36:38Z")
Wichita and Fargo (No real reason.) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/13 "2001-01-16T23:50:30Z")
Um… **broccoli!**? As used to unadulterated adulation as I am, I am still occasionally confronted with a post of mine that I don’t remember. What Pit tongue twister? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/14 "2001-01-16T23:58:47Z")
It’s from a bumped pit thread where wally was flirting with kellibelli, ayesha and byz. Closed by alphagene today. I think. ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/15 "2001-01-17T00:47:29Z")
Something about posts and ghosts, I used all my Jedi mind tricks to forget it. broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/16 "2001-01-17T00:49:11Z")
Tit and Tat. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/17 "2001-01-17T01:00:48Z")
I used to know a girl who had what she called “Texas Tits” because one always pointed towards Dallas and the other to Fort Worth. ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/18 "2001-01-17T01:26:17Z")
Port and starboard, of course this will require a red jewel in the left and a green jewel in the right piercing. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/19 "2001-01-17T03:10:44Z")
I’d go with **Tisket** and **Tasket**. If **racerx** is blonde, she can also have a **Little Yellow Basket**. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/20 "2001-01-17T11:14:57Z")
The Shooting Stars (plural for the name of Racer X’s car on Speed Racer) [sub]You know, I really watched too much of that damned show.[/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398.md?page=2)