# Name racerx's boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398 "2001-01-16T22:25:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/21 "2001-01-17T11:58:42Z")
Hootie and Blowfish ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/22 "2001-01-17T13:41:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*I’d have her go with… > > Spritle and Chim Chim. \*\* [Lurch]You Rang?[/Lurch] :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/23 "2001-01-17T15:07:19Z")
Nipsey and Tipsey Pinky and Pointer Rolleyes and Wally (that’ll keep the Chief away - he _hates_ smilies) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/24 "2001-01-17T15:11:55Z")
I’ve always been fond of the appelation “Mighty Righty” and “Hefty Lefty”, m’self. ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/25 "2001-01-17T15:13:10Z")
\*\* padeye\*\* while i’d like to think that mine are of gog and magog fortitude, realistically, they aren’t. but i’m not real fond of the tubbie idea either. \*\* Mermaid \*\* sorry. just didn’t strike my fancy. \*\* Clucky \*\* i tried to figure yours out, but couldn’t. \*\* Laz \*\* i’ve never been a big fan of Archie stuff. prolly because i read the “christianized” version growing up. and they sucked. \*\* oldscratch \*\* i don’t need pills. do i? \*\* Upham \*\* i have another idea for a tattoo around that area, i just can’t afford it yet. \*\* impunha \*\* who say’s they cant see em? \*\* Bob (of the three legged variety) \*\* i like this idea. \*\* Elvis \*\* i like tit for tat too, but i’m sure it’s been done. \*\* Fletch \*\* eh. not really any better than lefty and righty. \*\* Tommy \*\* i’m a red head. \*\* DRY \*\* your idea is the greatest, except they need individual names because i often refer to them individually. as in, lefty hurts today. \*\* kabbes \*\* yeesh. no. so. unless there are no better submissions. the new names will either be spritle and chim chim or wichita and fargo. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/26 "2001-01-17T16:11:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racerx \* > unless there are no better submissions. the new names will either be **spritle** and chim chim or wichita and fargo. I expect either royalties or a front-n-center seat at the christening. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/27 "2001-01-17T16:17:34Z")
Betty and Boop. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/28 "2001-01-17T16:19:49Z")
Thelma and Louise. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/29 "2001-01-17T16:25:28Z")
Edwina and Bettina. Upper Peninsula and Lower Peninsula. Haiti and Dominican Republic. Ashley and Mary-Kate. Pinky and The Brain. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/30 "2001-01-17T16:28:56Z")
In support of my nomination: “Hon, don’t neglect Chim-Chim.” C’mon, wouldn’t that be great when said in the sack, **x**? ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/31 "2001-01-17T16:31:35Z")
Calvin & Hobbes ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/32 "2001-01-17T17:22:23Z")
Everyone needs pills racerx… **everyone** and me? I’m just stuck on the big black side of things… Here are some of the lyrics from their song… racer x Regular guy, Rex got a need Rex, Racer X Brother of Speed, brother of Speed, brother of sex Shut up, Pops Rex, Racer X Just a man in a car, Racer X got a need The Mach Five – I need a little more speed He’s just a regular guy Racer X got a need Come on, Pops – I need a little more speed Just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job, just a goddamn job Just a goddamn job when you’re hauling Trix Just a goddamn job, Rex needs his fix OK! OK Rex is the man He’s the brother of sex Aw, shut up Pops Here’s to Rex, Racer X OK so… anyway. damn it… that’s my vote ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/33 "2001-01-17T17:41:05Z")
**Huey and Louie**. Where’s Dewey? Where indeed. ---
**Author:** ![S-Terry\_Dan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@S-Terry\_Dan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S-Terry_Dan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/34 "2001-01-17T18:40:17Z")
If you link 'em with the right jewelry, they can be the Wobbly Chain Gang. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/35 "2001-01-17T18:57:52Z")
The Pointer Sisters? > [@](#): > > Upham i have another idea for a tattoo around that area, i just can’t afford it yet. I’m sure a few of us would foot the bill if we could watch:D. ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/36 "2001-01-17T19:46:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by omni-not \* > \*\*The Pointer Sisters? > > > [@](#): > > > > Upham i have another idea for a tattoo around that area, i just can’t afford it yet. > > I’m sure a few of us would foot the bill if we could watch:D. \*\* nah. i’d like to get a picture of the auryn (from Neverending Story) with the phrase “Do what you wish.” 😉 Neverending Story is my fav fantasy book, and i love that phrase and i think i’d be great between the breasts, a little above or below them. like i’m wearing the pendant. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/37 "2001-01-17T19:58:57Z")
“Do what you wish” tatooed above or between your breasts?!! Where were these chicks when I was 18? I guess your second tatoo will be in your pubic region and will read, “Lick before you stick”?!! ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/38 "2001-01-17T19:59:49Z")
:eek: I think i’m falling in love with **racerx** … j/k 😃 [hijak] I think i want a nine-dragon tatoo, that would rock [/hijak] sex and violence, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![Clucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Clucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clucky)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/39 "2001-01-17T20:05:32Z")
**Hakuna** and **Matata** (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/40 "2001-01-17T20:41:16Z")
**racerx** , the barmaid at my local hangout has bluebirds tattooed on the upper hemispheres of her orbs. They’re just high enough that you can see them when she wears a low-cut t-shirt. I’m not suggesting you should do the same, but maybe it’ll give you some ideas. “Bilateral symmetry” should be your watchwords, I’d think. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398.md?page=3)