# Name racerx's boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398 "2001-01-16T22:25:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scarred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Scarred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarred)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/41 "2001-01-17T21:56:55Z")
Naming a stranger’s boobs… I love this country. How about: **Mothra** and **Godzilla** **Ginger** and **MaryAnn** I can’t wait to get to the other body parts. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/42 "2001-01-17T22:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racerx \* > > \*\* Tommy \*\* i’m a red head. I don’t think Tommy the Cat was talking about the hair on your head. KnowwhatImean? Captain and Tenille? Sonny and Cher? Seals and Crofts? Milo and Otis? Jack and Jill? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/43 "2001-01-18T02:05:46Z")
Yum and Yumm. Hammer and Anvil Helen and Clytemnestra (twins after all. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/44 "2001-01-18T14:02:56Z")
Oh man, I can’t believe no one’s suggested this! And that it’s taken me so long to think of it: **Scylla** and **Charybdis**. ---
**Author:** ![Clucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Clucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clucky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/45 "2001-01-18T15:08:26Z")
**Oingo** and **Boingo** ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/46 "2001-01-18T15:21:51Z")
ok, kids. so the boy was rather hurt that i had forgotten that he had named my breasticas last summer. i’d forgotten, which is a no no. i had to plead with him to remind me what the names were. they are **right ascension and declination**. you might be able to figure out why i’d forgotten them and why i hadn’t used their proper names in a while. but lefty/declination has lately been getting used to being called **chim chim**. so maybe i’ll keep chim chim, because it’s such a cute name and use right ascension, which will probably be abbreviated to simply “ass.” by not using **spritle** , i can avoid those costly royalties, at least until someone on the board assumes the name chim chim. you may continue to submit entries, most of them are, at least entertaining, at most kinda scary. 😉 besides there may be others who need assistance in naming parts. FTR, the pair are quite happy and recooperating nicely from their recent piercing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398/47 "2001-01-18T15:26:13Z")
But I knew a guy who had sweet and sour tattooed on his. He also had “FUCK STICK” tattooed on his… well. . his stick, but that’s another story. Perhaps we should start the Name Your Stick contest, but I have a feeling it’s been done as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-racerxs-boobs/50398.md?page=2)