# Name Scrambler **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170 "2007-02-22T00:50:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/21 "2007-02-23T03:22:19Z")
A NARCOTIC TRAP/PART A CONIC RATTRAP A TRACTION CRAP A PANIC TRACTOR RAN ATOP ARCTIC A TACIT NARC PRO And the best: I CATARACT PORN ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/22 "2007-02-23T04:15:48Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] If’n I did, would you be willing to host again, **Hal**? [/QUOTE] But of course…bring on the 'toons! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/23 "2007-02-23T04:22:58Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] But of course…bring on the 'toons! [/QUOTE] Cool! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/24 "2007-02-23T04:59:27Z")
I should add as well, that my free time to do these has become pretty limited…I enjoy doing them and I’ll do as many as I can, but I can’t guarantee that everyone will get one. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/25 "2007-02-23T05:14:04Z")
Too much fun. The advanced option can yield some interesting results. The basic option yielded several anagrams with the word viking, so I used the advanced search function to insist that all the results contain viking. Lots of gems, but the best: Enema for viking runts Viking fare menus torn (It’s my RL name) off to try viking **s** [monty python]Bloody vikings![/MP] ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/26 "2007-02-23T05:18:08Z")
Mine are pretty blah as well. Although my IRL name begets: A NEW SLICED LOIN ow. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/27 "2007-02-23T05:24:55Z")
Gosh, I forgot I changed my user name! I only come up with a few good ones and not many altogether. I think it’s a tossup between RUB QUEEN IN, BURN EQUINE, and BUN ENQUIRE. Oh geez. My real name yields STAPH BONERS. So that’s how they infect! ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/28 "2007-02-23T05:26:17Z")
The server insulted me! 😛 Threnodyangelfire: REFERENDA TINGLY HO - ! FEATHERED RING ONLY FATHERED LINEN ORGY FEATHERED GLORY INN FEATHERED RING ONLY ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Rosewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mr.Rosewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Rosewater)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/30 "2007-02-23T06:37:35Z")
There are a lot from my username. There is **Stream Rower** , which sounds rather serene. And on that stream I am a **Master Rower**. Then there is also that lawn cutting machine with training wheels, the **Starter Mower**. I am quite intrigued by the possibly rare condition **Ware Tremors** , might this be why my computer is shaking? I think my favorite, though is **A Terser Worm**. Just what would casue a worm to be terse, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Phantom\_Dennis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Phantom\_Dennis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phantom_Dennis)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/31 "2007-02-23T10:11:47Z")
**Amazon Floozy Goddess** , if you’re busy, pay no mind – I’m just having fun. If one of mine should strike your fancy though, by all means, go to town. A few more: PHENOM STAND-IN DAMN PHONE SNIT! NEON MIND PATHS SPEND ON HIT MAN MODISH PENNANT DONNA SPENT HIM HANDS-ON PITMEN SEND MOTH IN PAN ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/32 "2007-02-24T02:41:54Z")
Busy as she may be, **AFG** has sent over [her latest batch](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group14.htm). Now online: SHIT MINTS NOW DON’T SNIP HE-MAN GEEK GLOVE A CONIC RAT TRAP HAGS NASTY Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/33 "2007-02-28T04:00:34Z")
From “August Derleth”: LATTE SHED GURU SUE THE LAG TURD HUG A STEEL TURD HUG A TREED SLUT From my real name: A BRR SCHIST CRAB SHIRTS CHARTS RIBS STARCH RIBS ASS BRR ITCH CAT BRR HISS SCARS BIRTH CRASS BIRTH I don’t expect any of these to get drawn. I just find them amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/34 "2007-02-28T04:38:51Z")
Came up with some bizarre ones for my username, among them: _Ed herein sill Ed sneer hi ill Inhered lisle Relied eh nils Deniers he ill Lender leis hi_ (sounds like a friendly Hawaiian bank!) _Need her ills_ And my personal favorite: _Hide sneer ill_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/35 "2007-02-28T05:26:09Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Out of a couple hundred anagrams for winston smith, this gem… _ **SHIT MINTS NOW** _ 🙂 [/QUOTE] For Og’s sake, the man’s only human! 😃 I got a few good ones and a lot of bleh ones. For example, when shopping for shoes I find that **few do a brogue** , and my moth-bitten old felt hats give me **fedora bug woe**. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170/36 "2007-02-28T15:44:57Z")
Well for one of my names (I have many, I’m complex) I got Anal End Grin Now I’m stuck trying to picture what that would look like. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-scrambler/393170.md?page=1)