# Name that 1950s television character actor!

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**Created:** [December 4, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577 "2017-12-04T21:07:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/1 "2017-12-04T21:07:28Z")

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Someone posted an old photo on Facebook of their parents at a department store from old-timey days. The photo had a counter person who reminded me of an old 50s comedian. He was a frequent-enough guest star that I was aware of him, but for the life of me, I can’t think of his name.

This guy had a standard gimmick: a person on a 50s TV show, let’s just say Jackie Gleason, walks up to a seemingly un-manned counter in a store hoping to get some help. After ringing a bell to summon help, the guy would dramatically spring up from the other side of the counter (he’d been crouching down) and exclaim “EEE-yessssss???”

They’d then go through a routine where he’d make a series of unhelpful, ridiculous suggestions and goofy double entendres.

I think “the Simpsons” even did a character based off him at one point. What was that guy’s name?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/2 "2017-12-04T21:15:21Z")

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[Frank Nelson.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Nelson_(actor))

First!

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/3 "2017-12-04T21:52:50Z")

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Who started the character on radio and was imitated in a few Bugs Bunny cartoons long before the Simpsons animated him.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/4 "2017-12-04T22:49:15Z")

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Although he appeared on a lot of shows, his primary claim to fame was the Jack Benny Show. There was a running gag that every time Jack would go to a store he would be waited upon by the same guy.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/5 "2017-12-04T23:20:39Z")

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Did he guest on the Dick Van Dyke Show once?

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/6 "2017-12-04T23:23:53Z")

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Didn’t he do a McDonald’s commercial in the early eighties?

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/7 "2017-12-05T00:17:48Z")

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> [@P-man](#):
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> Didn’t he do a McDonald’s commercial in the early eighties?

I think you’re right, if he’s facing the camera in “pitchman” mode, and says something like “Ooh, DO I !”; I wondered who he was for years. Until your post. If that’s who he is.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/8 "2017-12-05T00:21:23Z")

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Bingo. Google quickly gave me a 1981 Mac’s commercial with FN at the end. It’s not the commercial I remember, but it’s the same guy wearing the same costume.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYs1KB8el2U)

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/9 "2017-12-05T00:23:21Z")

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> [@caligulathegod](#):
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> Although he appeared on a lot of shows, his primary claim to fame was the Jack Benny Show. There was a running gag that every time Jack would go to a store he would be waited upon by the same guy.

And I saw one show where Nelson complained that everyplace he had a different job, this one guy (Benny) always came up to his counter as if he were following him around! 😃

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-1950s-television-character-actor/803577/10 "2017-12-05T02:00:33Z")

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He was on _The Flintstones_ at least twice:

Once, as a clerk in a store where Fred buys a bowling ball. My brothers and I were fascinated with how he was non-stop with the snappy answers. We imagined that he spent all his spare time reading wisecrack books.

And another time, he was “the only caterer in town - that’s why I’m such a wiseguy!”
