# Name that cheesy '70 songs in 5 words

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 31, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-cheesy-70-songs-in-5-words/435730 "2008-01-31T17:28:49Z")\
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Unanswered:

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
54F12. Baby, come as you are . . .  
[/QUOTE]  
New:

Hey, hey, hey. What ya . . .  
You come home late from . . .  
Hello my love I heard . . .  
Maybe I Hang Around You . . .

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
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> You come home late from . . .

I _know_ this - it’s naggin at me.

> [@](#):
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> Hello my love I heard . . .

I think the title is “Hello”, the artist Todd Rindgren?

> [@](#):
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> Maybe I Hang Around You . . .

I Honestly Love You - Olivia Neutron Bomb

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> Hello my love I heard . .

Ack! No! How could I have gotten that so wrong!  
It’s **Strawberry Letter 23** (it just came up on my iPod) by the Brothers Johnson

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> Hey, hey, hey. What ya . . .

. . . say, Sherry Darling? Bruce Springsteen

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any14) …wanna get your thing on…

any15)…bottom of a Crackerjack box…

any16)…the rain and the snow…

any17)…have a big fine car…

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
any15)…bottom of a Crackerjack box…

[/QUOTE]  
Two Out of Three ain’t Bad, Meatloaf

Hello my love I heard . .

Ack! No! How could I have gotten that so wrong!  
It’s Strawberry Letter 23 (it just came up on my iPod) by the Brothers Johnson.

Correct. Todd Rindgren (Rundgren?), indeed. 😉

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Maybe I Hang Around You . . .  
I Honestly Love You - Olivia Neutron Bomb  
[/QUOTE]  
Right on, right on, right on.

[QUOTE=anyrose]  
any16)…the rain and the snow…  
any17)…have a big fine car…  
[/QUOTE]  
_The Things We Do For Love_, 10 CC.  
_Mr. Big Stuff_, Jean Knight (had to look up the artists).

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-cheesy-70-songs-in-5-words/435730/148 "2008-02-02T02:48:29Z")

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Okay - I could be wrong, but I believe these have yet to be answered: (if it wasn’t clear who posted the line, I attributed it to BigGirl)

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> BG1. I went “wow”, he’s the
> 
> BG2. I cried so many lonely
> 
> BG9. It’s heaven in your arms
> 
> BG10. I know your eyes in
> 
> JB4: I rode my bicycle past
> 
> JB5: The love between the two
> 
> JB8: Heat of a summer night
> 
> JB10: He was born…Summer day
> 
> 54F5. Oh, it’s been such a, . . .
> 
> BG11. I returned to my seat
> 
> F1: All of her days have
> 
> F2:People going, coming Traffic always
> 
> LO2) “He was on his way…”
> 
> 42D) “Danger in the shape of…”
> 
> 42E) “Baby, baby, let’s get together…”
> 
> RICO1: She was a Jewish girl…
> 
> B13) . . . Willie wears the crown, he’s
> 
> FB2: Evening, is a time of
> 
> FB3: Last night, I turned out
> 
> 5TC1 when you see what’s goin’. . .
> 
> 5TC2 hole in my heart where
> 
> 5TC4 . . . kiss, to make the tide
> 
> SP01: “I remember to this day…”
> 
> SP04: “How you doin’ out there?”
> 
> any3) “…friends and my family inside…”
> 
> SP03: “Well, I don’t know why…”
> 
> 54F12. Baby, come as you are . . .
> 
> any5) …remember then, remember high school.
> 
> any6) “…what she had to do…”
> 
> 5TC 6 . . .don’t let life get me . . .
> 
> any8) someone else do some giving
> 
> any9) I got news for you
> 
> any11) tell me to my face
> 
> any12) We’re really not to blame
> 
> KOE2 I’m a wildwood flower waiting
> 
> KOE3 you’ll never be in doubt
> 
> 54F10) Hey, hey, hey. What ya . . .
> 
> 54F11) You come home late from . . .
> 
> any14) …wanna get your thing on…

If any of these have been answered, please say so.  
Here are some more: 😃

any15) some of you don’t understand

any16) greet me or politely turn

any17) nothing is really new under

any18) to light up your smoke

any19) a little money riding on

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54F7. You went to school to learn . . .  
I don’t think this one has been answered and it’s driving me crazy.

any18) to light up your smoke  
and he’s quick with a joke or . . . Piano Man: Billy Joel

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any19) a little money riding on …the Maple Leafs - Raised on Robbery, Joni Mitchell  
any11) tell me to my face - Tell Me to My Face, Dan Fogelberg 🙂  
any8) someone else do some giving - Theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show?

KOE4 spend the day your way  
KOE5 looked like a picket fence  
KOE6 crawl across the floor

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-cheesy-70-songs-in-5-words/435730/151 "2008-02-02T03:57:46Z")

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[QUOTE=5 time champ]  
any18) to light up your smoke  
and he’s quick with a joke or . . . Piano Man: Billy Joel  
[/QUOTE]  
yes

[QUOTE=koeeoaddi]  
any19) a little money riding on …the Maple Leafs - Raised on Robbery, Joni Mitchell  
any11) tell me to my face - Tell Me to My Face, Dan Fogelberg 🙂  
[/QUOTE]  
yes and yes

[QUOTE= koeeoaddi]  
any8) someone else do some giving - Theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show?  
[/QUOTE]  
it does have a title. do you know the title?  
I have to give your new ones some thought

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-cheesy-70-songs-in-5-words/435730/152 "2008-02-02T04:05:35Z")

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JB10 “He was born…Summer day” Lonely Boy, Andrew Gold?  
5TC4: “kiss, to make the tide” Moonlight Feels Right, Starbuck  
KOE6: “crawl across the floor” Can’t Fight this Feeling, REO Speedwagon? (but I think that’s an 80s song)

S1 Gonna dance with my baby

S2…Though I won’t stop you

S3 There’s too many windows

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
yes  
yes and yes  
it does have a title. do you know the title?

[/QUOTE]

_Love is All Around_ but I have no idea about the artist

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[QUOTE=Suse]  
_Love is All Around_ but I have no idea about the artist  
[/QUOTE]

okay - and which season were my lyrics from? 🙂

eta:

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> KOE4: spend the day your way

Roundabout - Yes

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if

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> BG1) I went “wow”, he’s the

is He’s the Greatest Dancer, by Sister Sledge, the lyrics are really “oh, what? wow!” (which could sound like "I went ‘wow’) 😃

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JB10: He was born…[on a] Summer day [1965]  
Lonely Boy Andrew Gold

which always reminded me of  
SP1 …he went down to dinner…

SP2 I kept on looking for…

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Cleaning up some that **anyrose** collected (and ignoring Andrew Gold, because it’s been stated a few times)…

F1: All of her days have  
– John Denver, “Fly Away”

JB4: I rode my bicycle past  
– Melanie, “Brand New Key”

JB8: Heat of a summer night  
– Paper Lace, “The Night Chicago Died”

54F12. Baby, come as you are . . .  
– I want to say “You Don’t Have To Be A Star” by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr., but I dunno…

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> BG11. I returned to my seat

- Disco Duck - by Rick Dees

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> 42D) “Danger in the shape of…”

- Hot Child In The City by Pat Benetar

> [@](#):
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> 42E) “Baby, baby, let’s get together…”

-Get Down Tonight by KC and the Sunshine Band

> [@](#):
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> FB3: Last night, I turned out

- I Woke Up In Love This Morning - by the Partridge Family

> [@](#):
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> S2…Though I won’t stop you

- Break Away - Art Garfunkle

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> S3 There’s too many windows

- Heart Hotels by Dan Fogelberg

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[QUOTE=Spoons]  
54F12. Baby, come as you are . . .  
– I want to say “You Don’t Have To Be A Star” by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr., but I dunno…  
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I thought so, too. But when I checked the lyrics for that song, that line wasn’t in there. Allowing fir that being the correct answer, we are left with:

> [@](#):
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> BG2. I cried so many lonely  
> BG9. It’s heaven in your arms  
> BG10. I know your eyes in
> 
> JB5: The love between the two
> 
> 54F5. Oh, it’s been such a, . . .  
> 54F10) Hey, hey, hey. What ya . . .  
> 54F11) You come home late from . . .
> 
> F2) People going, coming Traffic always
> 
> LO2) “He was on his way…”
> 
> RICO1: She was a Jewish girl…
> 
> B13) . . . Willie wears the crown, he’s
> 
> FB2) Evening, is a time of
> 
> 5TC1) when you see what’s goin’. . .  
> 5TC2) hole in my heart where
> 
> SP04: “How you doin’ out there?”  
> SP03) “Well, I don’t know why…”
> 
> any3) “…friends and my family inside…”  
> any5) …remember then, remember high school.  
> any6) “…what she had to do…”  
> any9) I got news for you  
> any12) We’re really not to blame  
> any14) …wanna get your thing on…  
> any15) some of you don’t understand  
> any16) greet me or politely turn  
> any17) nothing is really new under
> 
> KOE2) I’m a wildwood flower waiting  
> KOE3) you’ll never be in doubt  
> KOE5) looked like a picket fence
> 
> S1) Gonna dance with my baby
> 
> SP1) he went down to dinner  
> SP2) I kept on looking for

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> [@](#):
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> RICO1: She was a Jewish girl…
> 
> B13) . . . Willie wears the crown, he’s

I thought I got [those](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9429591&postcount=79)?  
_Ariel_, Dean Friedman,  
and  
_Little Willy_, Sweet

CMC +fnord!

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