# Name that tune Misheard Lyrics edition.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 31, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355 "2008-12-31T14:40:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/41 "2009-01-01T07:37:44Z")

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Friends, you can cure the Ford  
Now I’m no longer than before  
But that’s OK  
I’m just lemonade…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/42 "2009-01-01T07:39:28Z")

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“I walked out and found that I had kissed my love, kissed her goodbye”

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/43 "2009-01-01T16:27:31Z")

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“And Little Early Burly gave my anus Curly-whirly.”

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/44 "2009-01-01T17:44:13Z")

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> [@Momofgirls](#):
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> Car Wash by Rose Royce?

That it is.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/45 "2009-01-01T17:55:21Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> “And Little Early Burly gave my anus Curly-whirly.”

Was he wrapped up in a douche?

Blinded By The Light by both Bruce and Manfred Man. Both are equally garbled.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/46 "2009-01-01T17:58:51Z")

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Is one hanging? I don’t know. But I got another one. I don’t think anyone would get it without a clue.

“Lose my soul, feed my head …”

Spoilered clue:

Foo Fighter’s song … comes right after the title of the song.

I didn’t even know the real words until I just looked them up a few minutes ago.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/47 "2009-01-01T21:37:41Z")

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“I guess every porno refuge has it’s price.”

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/48 "2009-01-01T21:45:10Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> “I guess every porno refuge has it’s price.”

_Lyin’ Eyes_, by the Eagles

“Layin’ earth, burnside!”

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**Author:** ![Shawn1767](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shawn1767](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn1767)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/49 "2009-01-01T22:12:00Z")

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Biggirl, you are correct. It was “Undercover Angel.” The line goes “Undercover angel, midnight fantasy. I’ve never had a dream that made sweet love to me.”

I could never convince my sister and cousin that Tennessee had no context in that line, but that fantasy made perfect sense.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/50 "2009-01-01T22:27:06Z")

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**Cuckoorex** , I gotta pass…I’m stumped.

Okay, this one is hard, so I’ll tell you right off, it’s an Elton John song. I really thought I heard it this way, but my excuse is, Elton’s got some _really_ funky inflections on some of his tunes…

“_Baby doll, an’ she’s so blendin’_”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/51 "2009-01-02T13:48:06Z")

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Tiny Dancer … “Lay my down, in sheet of linen …”

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**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/52 "2009-01-02T15:21:51Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Dirty Deeds by AC/DC. I know this is right because thunder genie is what he really says according to my ears.

I always heard “dunder chief”. I don’t know what I thought dunder was supposed to mean.

How about this one? “Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul”

My dad had a good laugh at me over that one. I tried to play it off like I was singing it wrong on purpose, as a joke, but that’s really what I thought it was. I just thought the singer was a big fan of the Beach Boys.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/53 "2009-01-02T15:59:18Z")

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> [@Arglefraster](#):
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> How about this one? “Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul”

“Drift Away,” by Dobie Gray.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/54 "2009-01-02T19:45:54Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> “Layin’ earth, burnside!”

Hint: REM

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/55 "2009-01-04T14:01:25Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> Hint: REM

“It’s the End of the World As We Know It.”

And I knew before the clue, because I heard something very similar when I first heard the song.

And for my own:

“I’m not talking about linen, and I don’t want to change a line…”

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/56 "2009-01-04T14:09:43Z")

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I like this one - _“The algebra has a devil for a sidekick. eeeeh, ahh, eeeeeeh, ahh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee…”_

Or Robert Palmer’s _“Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove.”_

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/57 "2009-01-04T14:11:12Z")

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_I’m not talking about the linen. . ._  
I Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan and John Ford Coley. This I know because that’s how Samuel L. Jackson sang it.

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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/58 "2009-01-04T14:28:45Z")

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I’ll never be your pizza burnin’

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/59 "2009-01-04T14:49:07Z")

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_“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s ‘amore’!”_

What do you mean, “It’s real!”? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Nom\_de\_Plume](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85f322/32.png) [@Nom\_de\_Plume](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nom_de_Plume)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune-misheard-lyrics-edition/479355/60 "2009-01-04T14:51:00Z")

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Has anyone else ever heard this CCR song?

“Memories of elephants, all playing in the band”

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