that’s gotta be it. There’s another part of that song:
He wants to take her to the racquet club
He wants to rape you but the balls are wrong.
Oddly, not the first time I’ve heard that addressed to me.
Here’s a YouTube of Games People Play:
You know it, Biggirl: Where do we go from heeeere. Now that all of our children have grown up…
Here’s a new misheard:
Medieval woman…
It’s a different song than the Spinner’s one. I’d link but work blocks youtube.
Is this one Evil Woman by, um, ELO?
The Dukes of Hazzard are in the classroom…
That’s the song that starts out “She was a fax machine,” right?
She kept my modem clean,
She was the best damn woman that I’d never seen.
She had the sightless eyes
Had me circumcised…
SSG Schwartz
Kiss this Guy. Here are all the misheard lyrics anyone could want.
Ah, but half the fun is people HERE posting lyrics that they have personally misheard!
The Wall by Pink Floyd
The Spinner’s Games People Play. Which is actually named Just Can’t Stop It although I’ve never heard it called that, not even by radio DJs.
Sorry no one has one for me to guess, but I’ll start things off again with:
The dogs say “good night.”
The real wrong words are “Just like the wild wind blows. . .”
Kaylasdad, I actually thought that is what he was saying in “What a Wonderful World.”
When my sister and cousin were little they INSISTED the the singer was singing “Midnight Tennessee” in this cheesy mid 70s song.
Is it Undercover Angel by God knows who?*
*Google says Alan O’Day.
Oh, oh, I got one!
Thirty thieves… and the thunder genie!
Thirty thieves… and the thunder genie!
I swear, that’s how I heard it. When I asked my roommate who the thunder genie was, he nearly died laughing.
Dirty Deeds by AC/DC. I know this is right because thunder genie is what he really says according to my ears.
“But let me tell you, it’s better than bein’ a bitch”
Car Wash by Rose Royce?