# Name That Tune!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 8, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765 "2009-11-08T04:13:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/1 "2009-11-08T04:13:47Z")

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I’m sure we’ve done this before.

Here’s how it works: post a few lines from a song. Identify the songs, and where possible, the artist. Bonus points for naming multiple artists if the song was covered.

No peeking (at Google)!

Here are a few to get us started, all from heavy-ish rock genres:

R1: _Every day sends future to past  
Every breath leaves brings me closer to my last_

R2: _Shut me down  
Knock me to the floor  
Shoot me up  
Fuck me like a whore_

R3: _Pick a crime from the menu  
Pick a sentence and a venue  
And pay up the down payment called bail  
The system’s for sale_

R4: _Feelings are intense  
Words are trivial_

R5: _I’m a perfectionist  
And perfect is a skinned knee_

R6: \*In the headlights  
Of a stretch car  
You’re a star \*

R7: _So follow me into the desert  
As desperate as you are_

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/2 "2009-11-08T04:32:55Z")

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I can sing a song for decades with no conscious memory of its lyrics. They just fit with the tune.

Count me out.

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**Author:** ![Deanna\_D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Deanna\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deanna_D)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/3 "2009-11-08T12:55:59Z")

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I think I know the first and the last…but I’m stumped on the rest!

R1: Pull Me Under-Dream Theater  
R7: Burden in My Hand-Soundgarden

And not peeking is hard!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/4 "2009-11-08T16:19:32Z")

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Both correct.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/5 "2009-11-09T05:00:01Z")

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_bump_

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/6 "2009-11-09T12:17:20Z")

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Mad1- _I had the shit til it all got smoked_

Mad2-_You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride_

Mad3-_You take my body  
I give you heat  
You say you’re hungry  
I give you meat  
I suck your mind  
You blow my head_

Mad4-_Three feet tall, so very small  
I’m no trouble  
I bring thunder and lightning  
Sun and the rain  
For all the people in the land_

Mad5-_And the Anzio bridgehead  
Was held for the price  
Of a few hundred ordinary lives._

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**Author:** ![yevgeny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/839c29/32.png) [@yevgeny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yevgeny)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/7 "2009-11-09T19:04:00Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> R3: _Pick a crime from the menu  
> Pick a sentence and a venue  
> And pay up the down payment called bail  
> The system’s for sale_
> 
> R4: _Feelings are intense  
> Words are trivial_

R3: Megadeth - Kick the Chair  
R4: Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Mad3-_You take my body  
> I give you heat  
> You say you’re hungry  
> I give you meat  
> I suck your mind  
> You blow my head_
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> Mad5-_And the Anzio bridgehead  
> Was held for the price  
> Of a few hundred ordinary lives._

Mad3: Queen - Get Down Make Love  
Mad5: Pink Floyd - When the Tigers Broke Free

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/8 "2009-11-09T19:15:44Z")

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Both correct, **yevgeny**.

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/9 "2009-11-09T21:27:56Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Mad1- _I had the shit til it all got smoked_

Warren Zevon - \*I Was in the House When the House Burned Down  
\*

HKF1 - _Please allow me to adjust my pants  
So I can dance the good time dance  
That puts all the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance_

HKF2 - _Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true  
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil_

HKF3 - \*Almost every day  
I see the same face  
On broken picture tube  
It fits the attitude \*

HKF4 - _Missy aggravation  
Some sacred questions  
You stroke my locks_

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**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/10 "2009-11-10T00:55:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> R6: In the headlights  
> Of a stretch car  
> You’re a star

U2- Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/11 "2009-11-10T01:32:04Z")

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Correct.

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**Author:** ![Lottie\_D\_Urberville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@Lottie\_D\_Urberville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lottie_D_Urberville)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/12 "2009-11-10T01:45:13Z")

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Mad4- Well, it’s “Mad the Swine” of course! 🙂

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/13 "2009-11-10T14:47:19Z")

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> [@Lottie\_D\_Urberville](#):
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> Mad4- Well, it’s “Mad the Swine” of course! 🙂

Hehe..Yep 🙂

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/14 "2009-11-25T20:23:35Z")

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_bump_

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/15 "2009-11-25T20:33:24Z")

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Thought this would be more popular…Nothing to add new right now but Mad2 is unanswered.

Mad2-You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/16 "2009-11-25T21:37:55Z")

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Eve 6 - _Beautiful Oblivion_?

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**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/17 "2009-11-25T23:39:39Z")

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> [@HongKongFooey](#):
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> HKF4 - _Missy aggravation  
> Some sacred questions  
> You stroke my locks_

The Pixies- Gouge Away  
I love that song.

TK1: _At night I drink myself to sleep  
and pretend I don’t care that you’re not here with me  
Cause it’s so much easier to handle all my problems  
if I’m too far out to sea_

TK2: _I’m screaming  
I met you this way  
You’re nice to me like ice_

TK3: _They took you up to midnight mass  
and left you in a lurch,  
so you dropped a button in the place  
and spewed up in the church_

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/18 "2009-11-25T23:59:17Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Thought this would be more popular…Nothing to add new right now but Mad2 is unanswered.
> 
> Mad2-You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride

You’re just an old barrow boy  
Have you found a new toy to replace me?  
Can you face me? Well now you can kiss my ass goodbye.

That would be Queen, ‘‘Death On Two Legs’’  
olives1 (pop)  
_But when you shake your ass  
They notice fast  
And some mistakes were built to last_

olives2 (uh… alternative?)  
_Doesn’t matter if you’re skinny  
Doesn’t matter if you’re fat  
You can dress up like a sultan  
In your onion head hat_

olives3 (alternative rock)  
_When they play tunes, when they play tunes, when they play riffs of the hard rock beat  
Gimme some love, gimme some love sugar from the drop with the old school meet_

olives4 (classic rock)  
_The whole wide world  
An endless universe  
Yet we keep looking through  
The eyeglass in reverse  
Don’t feed the people  
But we feed the machines  
Can’t really feel  
What international means_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/19 "2009-11-26T00:44:08Z")

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HKF2: Jesus Built My Hotrod-- Ministry

JQ1: They said you’ll make a lot of money, worry about it later.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tune/516765/20 "2009-12-09T05:21:55Z")

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R8: _Strange how laughter looks like crying  
with no sound  
Raindrops taste like tears  
without the pain_

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