# Name that TV theme song.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 11, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600 "2005-11-11T18:03:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/61 "2005-11-12T20:08:25Z")

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Wow, am I late to this thread!

_Do you believe you believe in magic?_

_There’s nothing like a day out on the beach  
When all it does is rain_

_Everybody shout!  
Come on now, sing out!_

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/62 "2005-11-12T23:28:43Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> 1. _The drama of Birth, There’s old Mother Earth  
> With all of her secrets to see._

_Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color_ (and [this site](http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/walt-disney.htm) agrees with me that the line is “there’s drama and mirth”)

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> Primrose Lane,  
> Life’s a holiday on Primrose Lane…

_The Smith Family_, which starred Henry Fonda.

From **Johnny L.A.** :

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> There’s nothing like a day out on the beach  
> When all it does is rain
> 
> Everybody shout!  
> Come on now, sing out!

The first is _Sigmund and the Sea Monsters_, while the second is _Sabrina and the Groovy Ghoulies_.

SV1: _So while you’re enjoyin’ the view  
Keep on doin’ what ya do…_

SV2: _With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope, we planted our family tree_

SV3: _Miss them moss covered vines…the tall sugar pines  
Where mockin’ birds used to sing_

SV4: _Flagstaff, Arizona.  
Don’t forget Winona_

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**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/63 "2005-11-13T00:14:20Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> \*SV4: _Flagstaff, Arizona.  
> Don’t forget Winona_

Too easy. **Route 66**

Saltire1: Their house is a museum,  
When people come to see 'em,

Saltire2: Everybody pulled his weight,  
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/64 "2005-11-13T00:16:52Z")

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SV1:So while you’re enjoying the view  
Keep on doing what you do. . .

Hold on tight we’ll muddle through

**One Day At A Time**

BG4: Everyone loves the king of the sea  
Ever so kind and gentle is he.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/65 "2005-11-13T01:04:40Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> BG4: Everyone loves the king of the sea  
> Ever so kind and gentle is he.

They call him **Flipper**! Flipper!

I recognized another one but I have to check back through the thread for it.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/66 "2005-11-13T01:13:09Z")

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> Saltire1: Their house is a museum,  
> When people come to see 'em,

The Addams Family

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> Saltire2: Everybody pulled his weight,  
> Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.

All in The Family  
And here’s mine:

WE1- If you threw a party  
Invited everyone you knew

WE2 - And he’s there just to take good care of me  
Like he’s one of the family.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/67 "2005-11-13T01:25:06Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> WE1- If you threw a party  
> Invited everyone you knew

Golden Girls (Not that I watched it. \>_\> \<_\< )

Another, in the same vein as my earlier one…

Te2:

Friday night I crashed your party  
Saturday I said I’m sorry

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/68 "2005-11-13T01:54:26Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> Te2:
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> Friday night I crashed your party  
> Saturday I said I’m sorry

Aha, obviously both a Billy Joel \*\*and \*\* Dave’s World fan.

So this’ll be an easy one:

PAR2:

Take me out to the black  
Tell them I ain’t comin’ back

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/69 "2005-11-13T02:03:15Z")

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> [@PastAllReason](#):
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> Aha, obviously both a Billy Joel \*\*and \*\* Dave’s World fan.

Indeed!

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> Take me out to the black  
> Tell them I ain’t comin’ back

Firefly, natch.

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/70 "2005-11-13T04:33:55Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> WE2 - And he’s there just to take good care of me  
> Like he’s one of the family.

_Charles in Charge_  
Thalion1: Hot-wired heart,  
Beatin’ your life on the state of the art.

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/71 "2005-11-13T04:35:08Z")

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Damn!!! _ **Bettin’** _ your life . . .

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/72 "2005-11-13T15:14:10Z")

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> [@Odinoneeye](#):
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> …  
> ODE3: There’s a fresh freckled face, in the neighborhood

This one drove me nuts all night, I knew it but everytime I tried to hear the rest of the lyrics the “Charles in Charge” lyrics would take over. Finally, I skipped over the next lyric after that and then I could hear it in my head. I heard Linda Lavin singing “There’s a new girl in town…” in her smug “I’m a good singer, really!” voice and I knew it was from **Alice**.

I also realized that’s why I had such a hard time remembering it, because I had managed to successfully block her singing from my memory. It’s one of those earworms that gets stuck in my head when I hear it or think about it. Thanks for dredging that up Odin. ☹

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**Author:** ![Southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southpaw)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/73 "2005-11-13T18:33:47Z")

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> OD34: (a gimme) Repeat to yourself, it’s just a show, I should really just relax

**Mystery Science Theater 3000**

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> SV2: With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope, we planted our family tree

**Bonanza**  
Southpaw1:  
We’re the young generation,  
And we’ve got something to say

Southpaw2:  
Well, now, take down your fishin’ pole and meet me at The Fishin’ Hole,  
We may not get a bite all day, but don’t you rush away.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/74 "2005-11-13T18:37:04Z")

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> [@Southpaw](#):
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> Southpaw1:  
> We’re the young generation,  
> And we’ve got something to say

The Monkees

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> Southpaw2:  
> Well, now, take down your fishin’ pole and meet me at The Fishin’ Hole,  
> We may not get a bite all day, but don’t you rush away.

[/quote]

Andy Griffith

jj2:Who do you call when you’re caught in a jam?  
Too scared to stay, too scared to scram!

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/75 "2005-11-13T22:00:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> HS1. There is one thing you should learn  
> When there is no one else to turn to…

Caaaaaallll for Super Chicken.

**Sh1** - “His blade was tempered and so was he,  
Indestructible steel was he…”

Regards,.  
Shodan

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/76 "2005-11-13T22:19:34Z")

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PM4 : where it all comes from is a mystery  
like the changing of the seasons or the tides of the sea.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/77 "2005-11-13T22:22:21Z")

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PM5 : Fighting and free, got your world in my hand  
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/78 "2005-11-14T02:59:31Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> **Sh1** - “His blade was tempered and so was he,  
> Indestructible steel was he…”

_The Adventures of Jim Bowie_ (never saw the show, but my aunt had a record album of theme songs from Westerns)

Three of mine have been guessed correctly – the other is still up for grabs, as is

SV5: \*We wanna dance and we wanna sing  
Have some fun adventuring… \*

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/79 "2005-11-14T03:14:02Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> SV5: \*We wanna dance and we wanna sing  
> Have some fun adventuring… \*

The gang’s all here, but it ain’t complete, we ain’t the **Archies** , without that Jughead beat!

That song will now be stuck in my head forever. ;\_;

Te3:

Overture,  
Light the lights,  
This is it,  
The night of nights.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-that-tv-theme-song/330600/80 "2005-11-14T03:18:37Z")

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answer to Te3: The Bugs Bunny Show (easy!sheesh)

any1:  
She had style, she had flair

(that’s all you get tonight - i’ll play more tomorrow)

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