Okay, one thing I gotta know:
Why, oh why, in the name of heaven and earth, did they put AQUAMAN on the Super Friends?!?!!
[li]Superman belongs on the Super Friends. He’s the most popular superhero of all time, and he can bench-press an apartment building.[/li]
[li]Batman and Robin belong on the Super Friends. They are DC’s second most popular title, and they have those swell utility belts.[/li]
[li]Wonder Woman belongs on the Super Friends. She’s not as strong as Superman, but she can stop two locomotives from colliding, and she has a telepathically-controlled lasso that can force its victim to tell the truth, plus a telepathically-controlled invisible jet plane that can top 10,000 miles per hour. Oh, and she’s a female, which fulfills the TV series’s all-important Token Female Superhero(ine) requirement.[/li]
[li]But Aquaman?!? Come on! There were tons of DC characters more useful than Aquaman! All he can do is breathe underwater and communicate telepathically with fish. Why not have Green Lantern on the Super Friends instead? Or the Flash? (Sure, they had a few guest appearances in earlier shows and became “regulars” later, but Aquaman always had top billing above them.)[/li]Okay, I know what some of you are going to reply with. You’re going to say “Aquaman was on The Super Friends because he was in that 1960’s Superman/Batman/Aquaman cartoon.” Okay, fine – but then why was he in the 1960’s cartoon to begin with?! Huh? Riddle me that, caped crusader!