# Name the camps you won't be sending your kids to **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 14, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773 "2009-06-14T23:28:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TheMadHun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@TheMadHun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMadHun)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/1 "2009-06-14T23:28:37Z")
Camp No-See-Ums Camp Runnamuck Tough Knuckles Boxing Camp for Girls Camp Wookie Lacka Nookie Skull Island Li’l Forensic Camp Lawrence Welk’s Accordion Rap Experience : : ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/2 "2009-06-15T00:23:34Z")
Uncle Adolf’s Funtime Nazi Deathmarch camp. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/3 "2009-06-15T02:55:42Z")
Bernie’s Holiday Camp (the counselors might sleep with my wife and try to kill me) Camp Lejeune Camp Mohawk (the bad guys in “Meatballs”) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/4 "2009-06-15T03:58:30Z")
The camp that has a history of mysterious deaths on a cyclic basis going back to the nineteenth century, and the pattern is due to reoccur this year. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/5 "2009-06-15T05:26:30Z")
Camp Crystal Lake Camp Elm Street ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/6 "2009-06-15T05:55:34Z")
Camp Tickmore Camp Poison Oaks Camp Neverland Ranch :eek: Camp Superfund ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/7 "2009-06-15T07:04:22Z")
Why shouldn’t girls learn how to box? ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/8 "2009-06-15T07:16:08Z")
who was it that called Guantanamo Bay a club med? waterboarding sure sounds like a fun camp activity…think its a kind of surfing or something ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/9 "2009-06-15T10:05:35Z")
Camp Town Races (sing that song!) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/10 "2009-06-15T13:05:36Z")
[Camp Wack-A-Boy](http://www.supermanartists.comics.org/silverage/Camp%20Wack-A-Boy-JerryLewis095.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/11 "2009-06-15T13:39:46Z")
Camp Brownfields Camp Luftstalag 17 Camp Bataan Kamp Kooky Klan Camp Dahmer Chuck Manson’s Family FunCamp Pennywise’s Wacky Summertime Sleepaway Camp Camp Alamagordo Camp Cthulhu Kamp Khmer Rouge Bon Temps Tonton Macoute Camp Camp Wacko Jacko Qamp Al Qaeda Kamp Krusty ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/12 "2009-06-15T13:43:38Z")
Jesus Camp ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/13 "2009-06-15T14:01:30Z")
Camp Follower Re-Education Camp ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/14 "2009-06-15T14:18:23Z")
Camp Itchy and Scratchy Camp Ebophile Camp Funny Uncle Camp Lejeune [FDLE Boot Camp](http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1186193,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/15 "2009-06-15T14:59:11Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Kamp Khmer Rouge Kamp Uchea? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/16 "2009-06-15T15:04:52Z")
> [@Mr.Moto](#): > > Re-Education Camp I assume the full frontal lobotomies are on the house. “Heyyy, Maaa, luk at my skar…” \ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/17 "2009-06-15T15:06:01Z")
Spaced Camp Camp Camp Meth Camp ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/18 "2009-06-15T15:07:52Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Kamp Uchea? 😛 Well played, sir. Very well played indeed. :: golf clap :: ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/19 "2009-06-15T15:09:51Z")
Camp Lolita ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773/20 "2009-06-15T22:09:35Z")
Kamp Konzentrationslager (Arbeit Macht Macrame) Camp Lordadaflies Pipe Camp [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-camps-you-wont-be-sending-your-kids-to/499773.md?page=2)