# Name the movie based only on the punchline.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 18, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794 "2008-03-18T16:46:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/1 "2008-03-18T16:46:49Z")

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“I thought it was my grandmas douchebag but that’s in Iowa”

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**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/2 "2008-03-18T16:53:56Z")

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Sounds like Booger’s line from the original _Revenge of the Nerds_ but you got it wrong – the douchebag is in Ohio, not Iowa.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/3 "2008-03-18T17:13:24Z")

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“Yes, Your Honor, that is correct. This man has no dick.”

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/4 "2008-03-18T17:15:16Z")

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Ghostbusters.

“Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put on Earth to rise above.”

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/5 "2008-03-18T17:16:33Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
“Yes, Your Honor, that is correct. This man has no dick.”  
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Ghostbusters!

“Sure, we can take off as many inches as you want!”

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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/6 "2008-03-18T17:16:52Z")

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[QUOTE=peedin]  
Ghostbusters.

“Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put on Earth to rise above.”  
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The World According to Garp?

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/7 "2008-03-18T17:18:26Z")

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[QUOTE=peedin]  
Ghostbusters.

“Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put on Earth to rise above.”  
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The African Queen.

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/8 "2008-03-18T17:20:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Sitnam]  
“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”  
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_Blade Runner_.

“Never ever in my fucking life has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you.”

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/9 "2008-03-18T17:21:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Sitnam]  
“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”  
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Blade Runner!  
“How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/10 "2008-03-18T17:22:44Z")

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[QUOTE=3waygeek]  
Sounds like Booger’s line from the original _Revenge of the Nerds_ but you got it wrong – the douchebag is in Ohio, not Iowa.  
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Touche. I think you are correct.

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**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/11 "2008-03-18T17:23:40Z")

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Dang, too late for Blade Runner.

“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/12 "2008-03-18T17:34:04Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
“How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”  
[/QUOTE]  
The Usual Suspects

“Either I’m dead right, or I’m crazy.”

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/13 "2008-03-18T17:37:13Z")

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[QUOTE=InappropriateHumor]  
“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”  
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! 😃

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**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/14 "2008-03-18T17:49:27Z")

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I can’t get **Priceguy** ’s quote, even when I cheat and look it up on IMdB. I did get **RealityChuck** ’s, but since I had to cheat on that one too, I feel like it’s unethical to post it.

Yay, **OneCentStamp**!

“We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.”

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/15 "2008-03-18T17:50:34Z")

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[QUOTE=InappropriateHumor]  
“We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.”  
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This Is Spinal Tap

“English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT???”

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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/16 "2008-03-18T17:50:40Z")

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[QUOTE=InappropriateHumor]  
I can’t get **Priceguy** ’s quote, even when I cheat and look it up on IMdB. I did get **RealityChuck** ’s, but since I had to cheat on that one too, I feel like it’s unethical to post it.

Yay, **OneCentStamp**!

“We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.”  
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This is Spinal Tap

“I guess I sort of went west, you know, the way of Horatio Alger, Davy Crockett, the Donner party…”

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/17 "2008-03-18T17:56:35Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
This Is Spinal Tap

“English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT???”  
[/QUOTE]

Pulp Fiction.

“One day a rain is gonna come and it’s gonna wash all the scum of the earth”

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/18 "2008-03-18T17:57:26Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]

“English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT???”  
[/QUOTE]

**Pulp Fiction**  
“I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was in Nebraska.”

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/19 "2008-03-18T17:57:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Švejk]  
“One day a rain is gonna come and it’s gonna wash all the scum of the earth”  
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Taxi Driver?

“Ty Cobb wanted to come, but none of us could stand that sonofabitch while we were alive, so we told him to STICK IT!!!” 😛

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-based-only-on-the-punchline/441794/20 "2008-03-18T17:59:28Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Taxi Driver?

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That’s the one. What about “That rug really tied the room together.”? This one’s actually too easy but it belongs in a thread like this one.

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