# Name the movie from the quoted dialog, part II **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 1, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509 "2011-11-01T16:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/1 "2011-11-01T16:19:09Z")
t1: I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove t2: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down? t3: We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you’re laughing! t4: Oh terrific, I’ve got three choices: Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you! t5: Uh, no, Monday’d be fine. You can kill him on Monday. t6: I name not important. You seek I. t7: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple. t8: But all my t-shirts are dry! t9: I haven’t had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I’d known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid. t10: If you ever leave me with a kid again I’ll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to… know stuff! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/2 "2011-11-01T17:57:14Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > t1: I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove > > t2: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down? > > t3: We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you’re laughing! > > t4: Oh terrific, I’ve got three choices: Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you! > > t5: Uh, no, Monday’d be fine. You can kill him on Monday. > > t6: I name not important. You seek I. > > t7: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple. > > t8: But all my t-shirts are dry! > > t9: I haven’t had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I’d known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid. > > t10: If you ever leave me with a kid again I’ll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to… know stuff! T1- Joe Pesci, cross-examining the witness about grits, in _ **My Cousin Vinny** _? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/3 "2011-11-01T18:07:11Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > t6: I name not important. You seek I. t6: Star Trek 3? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/4 "2011-11-01T18:08:20Z")
Both correct. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/5 "2011-11-02T16:23:42Z")
Damn, t6 was the only one I knew for sure - said by the alien who McCoy tried to hire to get him to the Genesis Planet. t5 - _Grosse Pointe Blank_? And next… t11 - “Shoot straight, you bastards, don’t make a mess of it!” t12 - “And we’re just the ones to do it! Eggnog?” t13 - “Oh, I don’t know. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.” t14 - “If I went by the book, hours would seem like days.” t15 - “Will you come in here, please? We would like to have a word with you.” t16 - “It’s true. This man has no dick.” t17 - “Maybe I’ll go see a movie. By myself.” t18 - “Keep it secret; keep it safe.” t19 - “Second place! Second is good!” t20 - “Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/6 "2011-11-02T16:35:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > t5 - _Grosse Pointe Blank_? Nope. FWIW, the first six are not obscure movies by any stretch. #5 could rightly be called a blockbuster. Only #8 is an obscure cult film. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/7 "2011-11-02T16:38:19Z")
t14 - Star Trek II: THe Wrath of Khan, Leonard Nimoy t16 - Ghostbusters, Bill Murray t18 - Lord of the Rings: FotR, Ian McKellan ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/8 "2011-11-02T16:39:27Z")
T17- \*\*\*Trading Places \*\*\*(the servant who is underwhelmed by Randolph & Mortimer’s “gift”) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/9 "2011-11-02T16:41:16Z")
T11 -_ **Breaker Morant** _, to the firing squad that’s about to execute him T13- Claude Rains warning the German major not to underestimate Americans, in _ **Casablanca** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/10 "2011-11-02T16:41:59Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > t16 - “It’s true. This man has no dick.” I have not seen it since I was a little kid, but isn’t this **Ghostbusters**? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/11 "2011-11-02T16:45:30Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > t2: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down? Rounders. It loses a little bit in text without Teddy KGB’s accent. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/12 "2011-11-02T16:48:38Z")
t19 - The Incredibles ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/13 "2011-11-02T16:56:06Z")
T21 - “I’m no leader. I do what I have to do. Sometimes, people come with me.” T22- “And I bet you’re sorry you won!” T23- “That’s important, isn’t it? Being right?” T24 - “It was a dream of extraordinary magnitude.” T25- “THAT’s not gross. Gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/14 "2011-11-02T16:56:17Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Rounders. It loses a little bit in text without Teddy KGB’s accent. I was going to offer that as a hint. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/15 "2011-11-02T17:06:44Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > t5: Uh, no, Monday’d be fine. You can kill him on Monday. I like to do my killing before breakfast! Back to the Future III. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/16 "2011-11-02T17:18:21Z")
That’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/17 "2011-11-02T18:01:32Z")
Correct guesses as to all of mine so far. Well done! Still unguessed: t12, 15 and 20. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/18 "2011-11-02T18:19:58Z")
E1. Are you all right? Are you sure? 'Cause… you just went through a wall. E2. Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don’t we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned? E3. Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster… what do you think they’re gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! E4. Personally, I don’t think much of Jayhawkers neither. E5. I am Godzilla! YOU… ARE… JAPAN! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/19 "2011-11-02T18:41:51Z")
E1: Gone in Sixty Seconds E4: The Outlaw Josie Wales ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509/20 "2011-11-02T18:46:42Z")
Some hints on my unanswered questions: t3: We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you’re laughing! …and thus was born the R rating. t4: Oh terrific, I’ve got three choices: Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you! Enjoyed any good holidays lately? t7: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple. I’m sorry I’m not better looking. t8: But all my t-shirts are dry! Politically incorrect. t9: I haven’t had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I’d known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid. This movie is named after a street. t10: If you ever leave me with a kid again I’ll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to… know stuff! Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-movie-from-the-quoted-dialog-part-ii/601509.md?page=2)