# Name the new element

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 2, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174 "2004-10-02T10:31:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/1 "2004-10-02T10:31:39Z")

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I came across this;

[http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,4386,275321,00.html](http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,4386,275321,00.html)

article while reading Fark.

The scientists are considering Japonium or rikenium as a name. I kinda scratched my head and thought “wouldn’t Nipponium be more Japanese?”

Then I considered Godzillium, yes I was onto something. But then it dawned on me, hey this is the densest element right? what about Bushinium or Kerryllium?

So the challenge is on fellow Dopers, help the scientists come up with a perfect name for their new discovery, or just crack a good joke about it.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/2 "2004-10-02T14:03:28Z")

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Sumonium?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/3 "2004-10-02T14:09:26Z")

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Gundamium, Ghidrite, but I kind of like Godzillium best.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/4 "2004-10-02T15:41:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> this is the densest element right?

Then, clearly, it should be named [Administratium](http://rs2.ch.liv.ac.uk/~dlc/Administratium.html).

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/5 "2004-10-02T16:11:22Z")

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While density and atomic mass are related, the densest element is not always the one with the largest atomic mass. Electron shells and all that.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/6 "2004-10-02T17:46:21Z")

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Hellokittium?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/7 "2004-10-02T18:07:34Z")

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Atmospherium!

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/8 "2004-10-02T18:12:48Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> While density and atomic mass are related, the densest element is not always the one with the largest atomic mass. Electron shells and all that.

Yeah but considering an electron weighs 1/1976 of a proton (according to my physics notes at least) that’s a hell of a lot of electron shells right?

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/9 "2004-10-02T19:06:32Z")

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Sushium.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/10 "2004-10-02T20:14:24Z")

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Pokemonium

Yugiohnium

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/11 "2004-10-02T20:21:43Z")

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“Bob”.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/12 "2004-10-02T20:27:48Z")

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> [@Chimpy](#):
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> Yeah but considering an electron weighs 1/1976 of a proton (according to my physics notes at least) that’s a hell of a lot of electron shells right?

I think **ftg** was making a case not for the incredibly large mass of electrons but the fact that with more shells comes lower density.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/13 "2004-10-02T20:50:14Z")

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Easypeasyjapanesium?

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**Author:** ![Kymodoce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8797f3/32.png) [@Kymodoce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kymodoce)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/14 "2004-10-02T20:53:10Z")

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Bignosium.

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**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/15 "2004-10-02T22:28:36Z")

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I like “Bob”. That is my vote.

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/16 "2004-10-02T22:30:05Z")

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Akihitium.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/17 "2004-10-02T23:06:05Z")

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Pandemonium.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/18 "2004-10-02T23:09:22Z")

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Muinium

(a palidrome… what else?)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/19 "2004-10-03T01:02:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Sumonium?

How about Spumonium?

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-element/267174/20 "2004-10-03T13:11:16Z")

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Euphonium

Spamium

Premium

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocium

Iumium

Toyotium

Mitsubishium

Wookieeum

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