# Name the new puppy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572 "2016-08-31T15:51:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/21 "2016-08-31T19:57:08Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Oooh, how about Oakley, like the sunglasses?

I also like this! She could be Annie Oakley.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/22 "2016-08-31T20:00:26Z")

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> [@Jennshark](#):
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> The symmetrical eyepatches ARE weird – I haven’t been able to find a matching pic on the Interwebs.
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> Pirate theme could be very cute!
> 
> We are getting her (as we got Baxter four months ago) from WAGS in Pennsylvania; she’s being exported from South Carolina.

Here are a few famous women pirates:

> **[10 Amazing Female Pirates - Listverse](https://listverse.com/2013/09/28/10-amazing-female-pirates/)**
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> It may be hard to believe, but having a magnificent beard isn't a requirement for being a pirate. Some pirates broke the macho-male stereotype altogether.

I like Anne Bonny and Grace O’Malley 🙂

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**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/23 "2016-08-31T20:26:27Z")

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“Buddy”

'nuff said

😃

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/24 "2016-08-31T21:03:09Z")

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Badger!

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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/25 "2016-08-31T21:18:22Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Badger!

Cute, but too close to our “Baxter.”

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/26 "2016-09-01T01:11:48Z")

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That’s a great looking dog!

What about Oreo?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/27 "2016-09-01T03:05:50Z")

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Awwww, who’s a good puppy? You are, yes you are, squeeee!

I second the earlier suggestion of Bandit, but do it with the feminine ending, Bandita.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/28 "2016-09-01T03:19:43Z")

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Soooooo cuuuute. Awww.

I’d call her Shades. She is ‘wearing’ the most elegant looking designer sunglasses. 🙂

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/29 "2016-09-01T03:24:58Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> Button, cuz she’s cute as a…

I was thinking that too ! 🙂 She is adorable ! What about Bandit with those eyes patches ? LOL ! I just saw that someone else said Bandit too ! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/30 "2016-09-01T03:40:27Z")

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If I ever have a female dog, I’m going to name her Cookie, so I’ll suggest that.

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**Author:** ![Port\_Royal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Port\_Royal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Port_Royal)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/31 "2016-09-01T12:20:14Z")

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So gorgeous!! 🙂 Love the female pirate theme names - particularly Grace O’Malley

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/32 "2016-09-01T13:03:43Z")

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> [@Jennshark](#):
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> We’re getting another puppy on September 11! She was rescued from a high-kill shelter in the South and will soon be boarding the Puppy Freedom Train for New Jersey.
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> I’ve read the black/white coat is called piebald and “moo moo pit.” I would love to name her “MooCow,” but already had a beloved dog with the name.
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> She’s 10-weeks-old, Pitbull/AmStaff (maybe mixed with a bit of . . ?)
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> http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/JennDiamond1967/Puppy%202\_zpstv4mlexp.jpg"][http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/JennDiamond1967/Puppy%202\_zpstv4mlexp.jpg](http://s628.photobucket.com/user/JennDiamond1967/media/Puppy%202_zpstv4mlexp.jpg.html)
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> http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/JennDiamond1967/FB\_IMG\_1472560124259\_zpsupwf1esw.jpg"][http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu7/JennDiamond1967/FB\_IMG\_1472560124259\_zpsupwf1esw.jpg](http://s628.photobucket.com/user/JennDiamond1967/media/FB_IMG_1472560124259_zpsupwf1esw.jpg.html)

I have looked into the smoke and the fire demons have spoken: you will name your new puppy Rhubarb the Conqueror, and all will kneel for her.

The fire demons will also accept Lentil the Destructor.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/33 "2016-09-01T13:52:45Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> Squee!
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> Domino would be a good name for her.
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> (Full disclosure: I once had a black on white patched cat that I named Domino)

I’d just go with Squee, myself.

Or you could call her “Ding Dong.”

Because she’s a-door-a-bell…

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/34 "2016-09-01T15:50:59Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I’d just go with Squee, myself.
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> Or you could call her “Ding Dong.”
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> Because she’s a-door-a-bell…

(groan) Ding Dong occurred to me, too, but because it is another black and white treat.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/35 "2016-09-01T16:12:39Z")

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Another vote for [Domino.](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10000000/Domino-marvel-superheroines-10049974-600-950.jpg)

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/36 "2016-09-01T16:40:43Z")

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Pie. As in “cute as…” and because she’s piebald.

That’s one adorable dog.

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/37 "2016-09-04T17:23:30Z")

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I am not sure if anyone already suggested Zorro .

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/38 "2016-09-04T17:29:11Z")

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Panda.

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/39 "2016-09-04T18:39:05Z")

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> [@Oly](#):
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> Panda.

That is cute . 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-new-puppy/764572/40 "2016-09-04T18:47:49Z")

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Holstein.

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