# Name the Park **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864 "2001-08-24T05:48:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/1 "2001-08-24T05:48:42Z")
A former business associate is going to open a park with miniature golf, go-carts, batting boxes and such. He’s going to ask for a suggestion to name the place. Any thoughts? What name would make you interested in such an establishment? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/2 "2001-08-24T06:01:28Z")
South. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/3 "2001-08-24T06:02:15Z")
Bob. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/4 "2001-08-24T06:04:30Z")
Macarthur ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/5 "2001-08-24T06:29:23Z")
Car. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/6 "2001-08-24T06:36:07Z")
George W Bush Memorial ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/7 "2001-08-24T06:56:35Z")
, barefoot in the ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/8 "2001-08-24T07:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doug Bowe \* > \*\*What name would make you interested in such an establishment? \*\* Hooters. Oops, I forgot; that’s been done already. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/9 "2001-08-25T03:10:40Z")
Thank you for your support. I was actually thinking of names a lot more disgusting. These’ll be submitted Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-park/77864/10 "2001-08-25T03:11:21Z")
Chan Ho