# Name the Russian baby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086 "2003-05-13T23:44:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086/1 "2003-05-13T23:44:33Z")

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Yuri Smellybitch

Oleg Goefmyass

Pavel Havacow

Vasily Overrated

Vydoncha Sukmiov

Likesta Cheatatgolf

Lubya N. Jackyaoff

Fydor Killingmi

Vatchdis Threadsynk

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086/2 "2003-05-13T23:50:02Z")

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Mikael Huntikov

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086/3 "2003-05-14T03:36:38Z")

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I guess you weren’t going for accuracy, but none of those names sound even vaguely Russian.

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-russian-baby/175086/4 "2003-05-14T06:43:24Z")

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Imusb Raiku