# Name the third Sharknado movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777 "2014-08-04T12:53:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/1 "2014-08-04T12:53:09Z")
I’m going for _Sharknado 3-The Tax Writeoff_. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/2 "2014-08-04T13:00:23Z")
_Sharknado 3 - Shark jumps YOU._ _Sharknado 3 - Sharknado VS Godzilacan._ ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/3 "2014-08-04T13:07:08Z")
Sharknado: In The Third Dimension! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/4 "2014-08-04T13:08:41Z")
_Sharknado 3 - Multiple Vortexes_ _Sharknado 3 - Delta Force_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/5 "2014-08-04T13:10:51Z")
Sharknado 3-In 2D! ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/6 "2014-08-04T13:13:02Z")
Sharknado 3: This Time It’s Personal While watching Sharknado 2 on the DVR last night I was trying to think of a plot idea for the third movie. They’ve done both coasts, where they don’t normally have tornadoes. Now I think they need to do one in the midwest, where they have tornadoes but don’t normally have sharks. My other idea was that they figure out a way to “weaponize” a sharknado and use it against the Taliban. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/7 "2014-08-04T13:16:18Z")
_Sharknado 3 - Into the Urethra_ ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/8 "2014-08-04T13:22:31Z")
Sharknado 3 - With a twist Directed by M. Knight Shamalot. Bet you didn’t see THAT coming! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/9 "2014-08-04T13:23:31Z")
_Sharknado 3:Bite Hard_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/10 "2014-08-04T13:46:02Z")
_The NeverEnding Sharknado_ _Sharknado Vs. Alien Vs. Predator_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/11 "2014-08-04T13:49:08Z")
_The Search For Shock_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/12 "2014-08-04T13:49:09Z")
_Sharknados Are Forever:003_ ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/13 "2014-08-04T13:52:48Z")
I still want to see **Sharknado vs. Squidalanche**! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/14 "2014-08-04T13:55:46Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Sharknado 3: This Time It’s Personal > > While watching Sharknado 2 on the DVR last night I was trying to think of a plot idea for the third movie. They’ve done both coasts, where they don’t normally have tornadoes. Now I think they need to do one in the midwest, where they have tornadoes but don’t normally have sharks. > > My other idea was that they figure out a way to “weaponize” a sharknado and use it against the Taliban. They could have it come in over Lake Michigan and hit Chicago. You don’t even have to think about the fact that weather travels in the opposite direction and there are no sharks in the Great Lakes. **Sharknado 3: Just Because We Can!** The exclamation point is important ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/15 "2014-08-04T13:56:56Z")
Further down the line we get: _Sharknado:The Musical_ (Broadway, then film) _Sharknado on Ice_ Sharknado;The Ride-Disneyland/Disneyworld/Universal Studios (your choice) Twenty years later, Sharknado is reduced to opening car dealerships and hardware stores. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/16 "2014-08-04T14:00:50Z")
Sharknado 3: Showers With A Chance Of _DEATH!_ ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/17 "2014-08-04T14:01:49Z")
Abbot and Costello Meet Sharknado ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/18 "2014-08-04T14:03:26Z")
_Sharknados in Space!_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/19 "2014-08-04T14:07:58Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Sharknados in Space!_ I’m sorry, but _Machete_ is already doing that for _it’s_ third movie. ---
**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/20 "2014-08-04T14:16:25Z")
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