# Name the third Sharknado movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777 "2014-08-04T12:53:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/41 "2014-08-04T15:49:14Z")
To be consistent, the title really should be redundantly stupid, such as “Sharknado 3: The Second Sequel” or some such thing. That’s what they chose for the sequel, and really, it’s a brilliant title, a joke on the concept of sequels in a movie that is itself a joke about disaster movies. I still would have enjoyed a series of titles as suggested by my eight-year-old daughter, where “Sharknado” would have been followed by “Sharkicane,” “Sharknami,” “Sharkquake” and “Sharkalanche,” but that shark has swum. ---
**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/42 "2014-08-04T16:13:02Z")
Bob. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/43 "2014-08-04T16:15:27Z")
> [@blindboyard](#): > > Bob. _Bob:The Quadriplegic Sharknado_ ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/44 "2014-08-04T16:16:28Z")
What about him? ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/45 "2014-08-04T16:18:06Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Sharknados in Space!_ _Shark Side of the Moon_ ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/46 "2014-08-04T16:19:08Z")
_The Shark Ascending_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/47 "2014-08-04T16:20:05Z")
_Mechasharkmeganado!_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/48 "2014-08-04T16:21:17Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > _Shark Side of the Moon_ Soundtrack album. Featuring “_Another Shark In The Wall_” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/49 "2014-08-04T16:25:43Z")
Sharknado 3: Mako My Day ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/50 "2014-08-04T16:51:19Z")
_Sharknado 3: You Want It, You Got It_ ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/51 "2014-08-04T17:01:57Z")
_Sharknado 3: At long last we have no shame._ ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/52 "2014-08-04T17:03:50Z")
_Sharknado 4: No sense of decency either._ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/53 "2014-08-04T17:45:26Z")
Sharknado 5: Sharkamageddon ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/54 "2014-08-04T17:49:35Z")
_Sharknado 3: This Weather BITES! Sharknado 3: Alien Sharknados_ (A good crossover with another SciFi product) _Sharknado 3: The Sharkinator Sharknado 3: The Sharknados of Madison County Sharknado 3: A Few Good Sharknados Sharknado 3: Hydro-electric Boogaloo Sharknado 3: Ragna-Shark_ Lets not forget the spinoff: _Piranha-cane!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/55 "2014-08-04T18:02:51Z")
_My Dinner With Sharknado_. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/56 "2014-08-04T18:08:49Z")
The Towering Sharknados Attack of the Killer Sharknados Sharknado vs OctoSquatch ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/57 "2014-08-04T18:10:30Z")
But seriously: they should make the third one a “choose your own adventure” movie. Of course it would have to be a vote (by, what, these days: Tweets? surely not _phone calls_…) Majority would rule. It would necessitate a lot of extra filming…unless they could reliably predict how people would vote. For example, at the one-quarter-through point, they could put up a sign onscreen: \*Tweet your choice from these options: A: Sharks suddenly fly through the roof of a city council meeting, OR B: Sharks suddenly fly through the roof of a “Miss Nude Las Vegas” competition.\* …that way, they’d have to film only one of the options. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/58 "2014-08-04T18:10:37Z")
Sharknado: Again ---
**Author:** ![here\_and\_there](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f07891/32.png) [@here\_and\_there](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/here_and_there)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/59 "2014-08-04T18:40:48Z")
Sharknado Half of It : The Early Years Sharknado 3: This Time It Is Serious Sharknado Mini: The Leaking Tab ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-the-third-sharknado-movie/694777/60 "2014-08-04T18:48:22Z")
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