# Name this time traveller **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 7, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678 "2006-08-07T13:35:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/41 "2006-08-08T03:35:43Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Rufus is with Kim & Ron. Leave him out of it. [/QUOTE] Great…now I have a naked George Carlin stuck in my head. I’m going to go put it in the oven (my head, that is)… ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/42 "2006-08-08T03:38:18Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] Great…now I have a naked George Carlin stuck in my head. I’m going to go put it in the oven (my head, that is)… [/QUOTE] Set it at 350 and bake it at 20 minutes per pound… ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/43 "2006-08-08T03:44:42Z")
^^^Surely, you’re kidding! Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/44 "2006-08-08T03:50:06Z")
[QUOTE=Sir Rhosis] ^^^Surely, you’re kidding! Sir Rhosis [/QUOTE] Don’t call me Shirley! ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/45 "2006-08-08T06:27:03Z")
Well, let’s see… A doctor. Time travel. Phone booth. Must be Superman! No wait, HE travels in time, not the phone booth. Dang. (Leaving the hook out about him being a doctor…'cause he is…) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/46 "2006-08-08T06:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=LiveOnAPlane] (Leaving the hook out about him being a doctor…'cause he is…) [/QUOTE] Yes. And Batman’s a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/47 "2006-08-08T06:45:32Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] What? [/QUOTE] What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/48 "2006-08-08T07:23:03Z")
Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn! ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/49 "2006-08-08T07:46:10Z")
I am Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/50 "2006-08-08T08:29:39Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Yes. And Batman’s a scientist. [/QUOTE] If he’s prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/51 "2006-08-08T08:30:06Z")
[QUOTE=cerberus] I am Spartacus. [/QUOTE] And so is my wife. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/52 "2006-08-08T08:34:37Z")
Your wife not Spartacus. Him Doctor, you patient, me Mr. Bertenshaw. ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/53 "2006-08-08T09:32:26Z")
Sixty-nine, Dudes!!! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/54 "2006-08-08T13:28:38Z")
You see, “Alice’s Restaurant” isn’t the name of the restaurant, it’s just the name of the song . . . and that’s why I call the song “Alice’s Restaurant.” ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/55 "2006-08-08T13:35:07Z")
[QUOTE=Cherry Garcia] Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn! [/QUOTE] Huh? Who’s on third? ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/56 "2006-08-08T13:48:29Z")
[QUOTE=NDP] What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? [/QUOTE] Say \*what \*again. I dare you. I double dare you. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/57 "2006-08-08T13:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] Huh? Who’s on third? [/QUOTE] No, Who’s the doctor that uses the freakin’ police callbox for a time machine! Some of the answers in this thread are positively ansible! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/58 "2006-08-08T16:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=cerberus] I am Spartacus. [/QUOTE] No! I am Spartacus ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/59 "2006-08-08T16:09:28Z")
[QUOTE=supervenusfreak] Set it at 350 and bake it at 20 minutes per pound… [/QUOTE] Allow to cool for 5 mins before carving :eek: ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/60 "2006-08-08T17:28:20Z")
[QUOTE=Cherry Garcia] Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn! [/QUOTE] That’s our shortstop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678.md?page=4)