# Name this time traveller

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 7, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678 "2006-08-07T13:35:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![davmilasav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@davmilasav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davmilasav)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/61 "2006-08-08T17:42:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]  
Say \*what \*again. I dare you. I double dare you.  
[/QUOTE]

I \*triple **DOG** dare \* ya!

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/62 "2006-08-08T19:20:21Z")

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Grease is the word.

Sir Rhosis

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/63 "2006-08-09T05:42:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Cherry Garcia]  
Sixty-nine, Dudes!!!  
[/QUOTE]  
Not even close. Fifty-three.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/64 "2006-08-09T12:36:06Z")

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[QUOTE=jayjay]  
Don’t call me Shirley!  
[/QUOTE]

– We have clearance, Clarence.

– Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/65 "2006-08-09T12:51:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]

– Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?  
[/QUOTE]

Roger Ramjet and his Eagles  
Fighting for our freedom  
Fly through an’ in outer space  
Not to join 'em, but to beat 'em

When Ramjet takes a Proton Pill  
The crooks begin to worry  
They can’t escape their awful fate  
From Proton’s mighty fury

So come and join us all you kids  
For lots of fun and laughter  
As Roger Ramjet and his men  
Get all the crooks they’re after

Roger Ramjet, he’s our man  
Hero of our nation  
For his adventures just be sure  
And stay tuned to this station

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**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/66 "2006-08-09T12:54:31Z")

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Dear SDMB:

I would like to lodge a complaint about this thread. It is obviously of no importance and being played just for laughs. The SDMB is a serious message board where serious people discuss serious topics in a serious manner. It is not a free-for-all which is used for purposes of amusement.

Sincerely,  
Iva Bigbody.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/67 "2006-08-09T13:00:58Z")

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Dear SDMB.

I wish to lodge a complaint about the previous post. It was obviously written by a fictional character with a childishly silly name.

Yours truly,  
I. P. Standing

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/68 "2006-08-09T13:10:55Z")

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Dear SDMB,

I would like to lodge a complaint about the previous post. The writer beat me to the punch, and he’s a big poopyhead besides.  
JThunder, inventor of the Internet

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/69 "2006-08-09T13:52:28Z")

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Dear SDMB,

I would like to lodge a complaint about the previous post. I am bored, & spiteful & bitter & old, & dislike Molvanians. Posting complaints makes me happy.

yours,  
Col. Ostom E. Bagg  
US Fig Inspector Corps, (ret.)

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**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/70 "2006-08-09T18:34:54Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
Not even close. Fifty-three.  
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What’s fifty-three? Sixty-nine is what number the Bills and Teds were thinking of (in front of the Circle K) and forty-two has cosmic significance, but I don’t get fifty-three.

On the other hand, I need about three-fiddy.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/71 "2006-08-09T22:56:47Z")

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“The Doctor” or “Doctor” is the title by which the mysterious Timelord refers to himself, as a mark of his self-chosen exile from his native world, Gallifrey.

Apparently foreswearing one’s name and adopting a title is a practice of renegade Timelords, such as The Master and The Rani. Timelords have multisyllabic names which apparently are a description of who they are and their background, though most go by the first two or three syllables of their full name. One young female Timelord, Romanadvoratrelundar, disliked being called “Romana”, for whatever significance those syllables had in the Timelord language. Gallifreyans studying to become Timelords at academy also are known by nicknames which translate to Greek letters: the Doctor rebuked a former classmate for calling him Theta Sigma, and one legendary Timelord is referred to simply as Omega.

There have been multiple teasers throughout the series that the syllable “Who” is a part of the Doctor’s name, although the Doctor himself claims that his true name is unpronouncable by humans.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/72 "2006-08-10T00:37:31Z")

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Check the number on the post I quoted.

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**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/73 "2006-08-10T00:41:19Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
Check the number on the post I quoted.  
[/QUOTE]

LOL, sorry. I totally forgot to wind my watch. I even reminded me to do it, too.

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**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/74 "2006-08-10T00:42:42Z")

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Oh, and does anyone have three-fiddy on them?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/75 "2006-08-10T05:30:51Z")

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Go to your room! I’m very cross with you! Go… to… your… _room!_

(I’m glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.)

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/76 "2006-08-10T07:24:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Cherry Garcia]  
On the other hand, I need about three-fiddy.  
[/QUOTE]

I ain’t giving you no tree-fiddy, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/77 "2006-08-10T07:43:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Tracy Lord]  
I ain’t giving you no tree-fiddy, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!  
[/QUOTE]

Damn straight! Loch Ness Monster. More like Loch Ness Moocher.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/78 "2006-08-10T08:19:33Z")

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Enough with this doctoring thing! What I want to know is

Who is in The Band?

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**Author:** ![Cherry\_Garcia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Cherry\_Garcia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Garcia)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/79 "2006-08-10T08:40:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]  
Enough with this doctoring thing! What I want to know is

Who is in The Band?  
[/QUOTE]

No, The Who is the band. Unless you mean Ronnie Hawkins’s former band that hooked up with some guy from Minnesota named Zimmerman.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-this-time-traveller/367678/80 "2006-08-10T16:51:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]  
Enough with this doctoring thing! What I want to know is

Who is in The Band?  
[/QUOTE]

We can’t answer that, you’ll have to _Guess Who_ yourself.

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