# Name Translations...some are obvious and some are just plain weird

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304 "2000-03-23T05:25:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![bedboy3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@bedboy3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy3)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/1 "2000-03-23T05:25:00Z")

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I’d like to know why you came up with your Doper handles?..a little story if you please

bedboy-_translation_ Bought new bed and can’t stop sleeping in it, its got a pillow-top, so I have an excuse.

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**Author:** ![bedboy3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@bedboy3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy3)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/2 "2000-03-23T05:27:00Z")

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insert **how** instead **why** …damn, its easy to come off sounding like a friggin’ moron if you’re not careful with your wording

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/3 "2000-03-23T05:29:00Z")

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Another “How you got your nick” thread, eh? Has it been two months already?

Anyway… Jophiel: Hebraic for “Beauty of God”, Jophiel was the first angel mentioned (though not by name) in the Bible. He was the friendly cherubim who booted Adam and Eve out of the Garden back in Genesis. I used the name because I’m interested in angeology and trying to get a better known name like Gabriel on the net is a fool’s errand. Jophiel is obscure enough to generally be free when registering for things, but still an archangel and a semi-important figure in angelic lore.

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/4 "2000-03-23T05:35:00Z")

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For all you wrestling types, you should get it. There is a wrestle nicknamed “Triple H”. My name is Anthony, so I just changed for fun.

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“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/5 "2000-03-23T06:05:00Z")

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Not too hard here. My favorite color is purple, and I love teddy bears, all shapes, all sizes, stuffed ones, human ones, miniature ones, dustable ones, just about any ones at all.

And, hello, bedboy3, welcome aboard! 🙂

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/6 "2000-03-23T06:14:00Z")

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That’s easy. Most of the folks I hang out with accuse me of being a walking dictionary.  
“Dictionary” as a handle would sound stupid, so I chose lexicon. It’s an english word for dictionary from the Greek _lexikon_  
Check out the whole defintion [here.](http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?lexicon)  
Oh yeah, and it sounds cool. 😃

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“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/7 "2000-03-23T06:18:00Z")

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One day four dorky teenagers decided to start a zine. Not just any zine. This would be the ULTIMATE zine. Pooling their creative talents, they came up with. . . funky nicknames.

Fluffy, Grim, Sylence and Skeezix.  
– Sylence

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“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”

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**Author:** ![George\_Gray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8edcca/32.png) [@George\_Gray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Gray)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/8 "2000-03-23T08:06:00Z")

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George Gray  
Edgar Lee Masters

## I have studied many times The marble which was chiseled for me– A boat with furled sail at rest in a harbor. In truth, it pictures not my destination, But my life. For love was offered me but I shrank from its disillusionment; Sorrow knocked at my door, but I was afraid; Ambition called to me, but I dreaded the chances. Yet all the while I hungered for meaning in my life. And now I know that we must lift the sail And catch the winds of destiny Wherever they drive the boat. To put meaning in one’s life may end in madness, But life without meaning is the torture Of restlessness and vague desire– It is a boat longing for the sea, and yet afraid. Story of my life.

“The world is everything that is the case.” --Ludwig Wittgenstein

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/9 "2000-03-23T08:10:00Z")

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Despite other reasons I have given in other threads, the truth is that its just a damned fine Pearl Jam song.

“nothingman . . . nothingman . . . isn’t it something? nothingman . . .”

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“No one cares how pretty the souffle is, if the appetizer is turds-in-a-blanket.” Bill McNeil, _NewsRadio_

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/10 "2000-03-23T08:15:00Z")

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Check out my web page, [http://www.chickpages.com/treehuggers/yosemitebabe](http://www.chickpages.com/treehuggers/yosemitebabe)

I _love_ Yosemite National Park, visit it at lease once a year. And I am a “babe” (i.e. female persuasion.) You do the math! 😉

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/11 "2000-03-23T08:17:00Z")

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Well, poo. It looks like there isn’t a “[chickpages.com](http://chickpages.com)” any more! When did this happen? I guess I’ll have to put up a new web page somewhere else. (Unless the server is down temporarily…)

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/12 "2000-03-23T08:25:00Z")

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Yosemite, the URL you posted worked for me.

Anyways, my story is pretty boring. I go to college at RPI, which assigns everyone an email address consisting of the first five letters of their last name, their first initial, then a number if necessary, of course followed by @rpi.edu. So I just use it for everything, out of convenience.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/13 "2000-03-23T08:35:00Z")

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Um, well, look it up. I’m Byzantine. That says it all. 🙂

Okay, okay… gosh! You folks are so picky! Satan was taken as were all of the overtly “evil” names so I had to go for the more subtle… It’s not my fault if most people don’t “get” it. Or if I don’t live up to it… BWHA HA HA!

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Best!  
Byz

Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/14 "2000-03-23T10:12:00Z")

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Mine isn’t terribly interesting - it’s my first name and my confirmation name (I haven’t used my original middle name since confirmation). Also, since my mother and I share the name Valerie, I needed the distinction, since “Junior” and “Little Val” just about make my eyes bleed…

That’s about it.

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Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/15 "2000-03-23T11:18:00Z")

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Cold Fire is a very slick song by _Rush_. The most important line is in my sig.

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/16 "2000-03-23T12:26:00Z")

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Pony was my call sign in the Air Force. Blue is my favorite color. I’m not a very complex person. 😃

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
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**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/17 "2000-03-23T13:04:00Z")

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Mine’s based on one of many silly jokes my grammar school friends used to make about my last name (check my email address). 🙂

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/18 "2000-03-23T13:57:00Z")

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Phouka is an archaic version of pooka or puck, a trickster spirit from British folktales. There’s a pooka in the movie _Harvey_, and a phouka in one of my favorite books, _War for the Oaks_ by Emma Bull.

Also, Puck, in Shakespeare’s _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_, calls himself Robin Goodfellow, and my RL name is Robin.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/19 "2000-03-23T14:04:00Z")

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Still is the bottom of my sea: who would guess that it harbours sportive monsters? Imperturble is my depth, but it sparkles with swimming riddles and laughters. -Nietzche

It’s the SN I use when I want to intimidate people.

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**Author:** ![Dirt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Dirt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirt)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-translations-some-are-obvious-and-some-are-just-plain-weird/15304/20 "2000-03-23T14:10:00Z")

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RL initials = DRT  
Add 1 vowel  
Stir gently  
Sprinkle with kind words and moondust  
Bake in a loving oven  
Serve warm

(um, what the hell was that?)

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