# Name your apple!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 31, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056 "2003-07-31T03:38:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/21 "2003-07-31T17:40:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kallessa \*  
> \*\*Jack. \*\*

“Jack” being taken, I’ll have to name mine “Will.”

Though I am partial to “Gilette…”

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/22 "2003-07-31T17:44:21Z")

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Fuji  
Gala  
Golden Delicious if desperate

What to put on/in them (occasionally) - peanut butter or cheese spread (makes it taste as if it has brie on it)

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/23 "2003-07-31T17:51:47Z")

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Nothing beats the Fuji Apples. They are the crunchiest, sweetest, most delicious apples around.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/24 "2003-07-31T18:19:28Z")

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Golden Delicious. I could eat a treefull.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/25 "2003-07-31T18:38:10Z")

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Golden Delicious. I could eat a treefull.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/26 "2003-07-31T20:37:23Z")

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Jonagold, Granny Smith, and there are two more I just can’t think of at the moment. I think one of them has the word lady in the name but I’m not sure.

I know them when I see them at the farmers market, though!

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/27 "2003-07-31T20:37:25Z")

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Mutsu, I think they go by another name as well, can’t remember it, though, they’re HUGE green apples, tart and crunchy.

Put me down for Granny Smiths too, and I love those for pie, they stay firm and crisp, not mushy and wet.

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/28 "2003-07-31T20:46:58Z")

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I will ONLY eat a Mcntosh or a Spy

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**Author:** ![Zelski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c67d28/32.png) [@Zelski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zelski)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/29 "2003-07-31T22:45:01Z")

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Gravenstein, Tsugaru, Northern Spy, Winter Banana, and Sekai Ichi!

Every fall I drive to the apple farms in central Washington State to get some of the rarer apples. Last year I got 14 types.

The top ten breeds comprise %90 of apple sales in the US, so almost all of the types that can be found in grocery stores are the same 6-10 breeds.

[http://mars.ark.com/~squeeze/apls-ne.html](http://mars.ark.com/~squeeze/apls-ne.html)

[http://www.vintagevirginiaapples.com/aboutus.htm](http://www.vintagevirginiaapples.com/aboutus.htm)

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/30 "2003-08-01T02:20:20Z")

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Red Delicious for me.

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/31 "2003-08-01T02:30:34Z")

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[Pacific Rose](http://knowledge.nzoom.com/cda/printable/1,1856,104719,00.html), but Royal Gala is ok in a pinch.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/32 "2003-08-01T02:44:11Z")

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Golden Delicious.

But the G4 Imac with the 17" monitor runs a close second. 😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/33 "2003-08-01T04:02:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> \*\*“Jack” being taken, I’ll have to name mine “Will.”
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> Though I am partial to “Gilette…” \*\*

Oh, come on. How could you name an apple anything but Barbossa?

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/34 "2003-08-01T04:36:58Z")

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Maybe I’ll name it Bootstrap Bill?

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/35 "2003-08-01T05:11:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \*  
> \*\*[Pacific Rose](http://knowledge.nzoom.com/cda/printable/1,1856,104719,00.html), but Royal Gala is ok in a pinch. \*\*

Have to agree with **Rabid\_Squirrel** … Braeburns have always been a fav of mine (along with really good Galas), but the recent Pacific Rose variety (also know as New Zealand Rose) are truly spectacular.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-apple/192056/36 "2003-08-01T06:00:26Z")

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Kallisti.  
…wha?

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