# name your bio of the Trump administration

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510 "2019-10-26T18:49:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/21 "2019-10-27T02:12:28Z")

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A Tale of Two Washingtons

It could even use the entire first line from _Dickens’_ \*\*A Tale of Two Cities \*\*as it’s opening line:

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> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/22 "2019-10-27T02:19:02Z")

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**The Suicide of America: The Trump Presidency**

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/23 "2019-10-27T02:19:45Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> You win the thread. Thank you for the word; I expect to get a lot of use out of it.

For those who don’t want to click the link:

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> A kakistocracy [kækɪ’stɑkrəsi] is a system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens.

Basically the blueprint for the Trump administration.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/24 "2019-10-27T05:59:04Z")

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Make Them Pay.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/25 "2019-10-27T06:14:39Z")

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If one was to borrow a title, then: _Hearts of Darkness_

Trump as Col. Kurtz, and Rudy Giuliani as the Dennis Hopper character.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/26 "2019-10-27T09:46:48Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> If one was to borrow a title, then: _Hearts of Darkness_
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> Trump as Col. Kurtz, and Rudy Giuliani as the Dennis Hopper character.

Oh, well, then: _“There’s Something Very Familiar About All This”_ - Biff Tannen

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/27 "2019-10-27T17:07:24Z")

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_Fear and Loathing in America_ (vol. 1)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/28 "2019-10-27T17:49:22Z")

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\*The Decline and Fall of the American Hegemony. \*

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/29 "2019-10-27T17:58:25Z")

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No Bio but I found some yearbook [photos](https://imgur.com/a/EOyFbVh) and put them on imgur.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/30 "2019-10-27T18:04:39Z")

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_Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on: All proceeds from this book will be donated to the DNC, ACLU, NAACP, and the SPLC_

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/31 "2019-10-27T21:37:00Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ **Sad!**
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> The Presidency of Donald J. Trump
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[Garry Trudeau](https://www.amazon.com/SAD-Doonesbury-Time-Trump-ebook/dp/B07GTF18NF) beat you to it, more or less. You forgot the hashtag.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/32 "2019-10-27T21:40:54Z")

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**Unpresidented**

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/33 "2019-10-28T00:06:12Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> [Garry Trudeau](https://www.amazon.com/SAD-Doonesbury-Time-Trump-ebook/dp/B07GTF18NF) beat you to it, more or less. You forgot the hashtag.

Or [maybe I beat him to it](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20031936&postcount=571). 😉

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/34 "2019-10-28T15:09:31Z")

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“The Adults in the Room: Trying to Tame Toddler Trump”.

It’s mostly a listing of their failures.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/35 "2019-10-28T15:48:28Z")

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How a MAN damn near destroyed America.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/36 "2019-10-28T15:54:26Z")

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TRUMPED: The Destruction of America

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/37 "2019-10-28T16:31:36Z")

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The TRUMPETED Tale of a Powerful Straight White Rich Christian Man.

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**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-bio-of-the-trump-administration/842510/38 "2019-10-28T21:18:50Z")

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“You Actually Can Fool Some of the People All of the Time”

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