# Name your favorite Doper Smartass!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 17, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805 "2004-06-17T03:53:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805/101 "2004-06-22T17:03:44Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> So… you’re sayin’ you got manboobs?
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> Or… you like Artic birds?
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> Or… you’re a woman?
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> I think I actually used to know that. :dubious:

No, I have really huge eyes and they go like this: :rolleyes:

Of course I’m a woman. Isn’t it obvious? 😉😛

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**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805/102 "2004-06-22T23:20:44Z")

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I was an HONORABLE MENTION, along with the rest of these listed losers, in the StDNUT contest in Cafe Society. (We were telling what we would like written under our screen name, instead of Charter Member).

Honorable mention:

lieu  
Blind Mammographer

Futile Gesture  
Had $5

twickster  
Role Model

Cartooniverse  
Educable

ltfire  
Wiseass

furryman  
Threadkiller

DocCathode  
Hominid

watsondog  
Not Yet Banned

…So, does my WISEASS come into play here, or is semantics not a factor?

😃 (I’m 5 down from the top)

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805/103 "2004-06-23T03:45:57Z")

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> [@ltfire](#):
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> …So, does my WISEASS come into play here, or is semantics not a factor?

I don’t know.  
Pull up your favorite wiseassing post and let’s have a look. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805/104 "2004-06-23T14:09:56Z")

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[QUOTE=harmless]

[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]  
harm **boy** = harmless farm **boy**

tweaking the data - a double entendre. Manipulating facts and figures, plus having Star Trek sexual connotations.

> [@](#):
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> Ahem:  
> **harmless** = (.)(.)!

Nice rack!

Will we be seeing these in the Calendar?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-favorite-doper-smartass/250805/105 "2004-06-23T14:29:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **harmless** = (.)(.)!

Titroy was here.

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