# Name your TV/movie pet peeves

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 2, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674 "2012-05-02T19:04:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/21 "2012-05-02T20:02:20Z")

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I’m with \*\*madmonk \*\*about dream sequences. They’re even worse in novels.

Also:

- People slicing open the palm of their hand when they need a few drops of blood.

- On-screen vomiting.

- Psychics being validated in a non-fantasy setting. I don’t mind it on Buffy, for instance, but it bugs me in a “realistic” drama.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/22 "2012-05-02T20:03:53Z")

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Not just trailers that give away the plot, but trailers that include the last line of the film (“I’m back!” from _The Color of Money_ comes to mind).

Sitcoms with magically aging kids (they go from infants to being four or five years old - I wonder if _Raising Hope_ is going to do the same thing this season).

Shows where the kids graduate from high school and, no matter how smart or athletic they are, end up going to college at a local school and live at home. The only show I can think of where they had anything close to a valid excuse was _ALF_ - when the Tanner daughter graduated from high school, she was told that the costs of feeding and hiding ALF had drained her college fund. What’s worse is when the show is about a group of high school kids who all end up at the same university - and I have a feeling this is going to happen with _Glee_ (at least among the characters whose actors aren’t leaving the show for greener pastures); in fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Will and Sue join them after the last of the original students graduate.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/23 "2012-05-02T20:12:58Z")

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Fat slob married to gorgeous hottie.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/24 "2012-05-02T20:38:09Z")

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I can’t stand actors on TV or movies who mumble their lines. Huh, what did he/she just say? If you have to rely on the subtitles or closed captioning to understand the dialog I’d say that the actor is not doing his/her job. The good actors are understandable regardless of accent or dialect or tone.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/25 "2012-05-02T20:44:25Z")

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I work in video/television production and see lots of mistakes when a TV crew is shown on screen.  
(a) Camera operators holding the camera incorrectly.  
(b) News crews doing a live shot with the camera not connected to a live truck or using any sort of wireless transmitter.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/26 "2012-05-02T20:55:05Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> People who live in cities, own cars, and don’t spend half their day trying to find a parking space, but always manage to find street parking within a block of where they’re going.

A person who jumps in a car which is parked on a busy street, and immediately pulls out of the parking spot without looking anywhere. In real life the car would be hit by other traffic, or at the least folks in other cars would lean on their horns.

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/27 "2012-05-02T23:57:34Z")

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People driving along, and the driver spends 99% of the time looking at their passenger while talking. Eyes on the road, you!

Someone, typically a bad guy, is threatening someone else with a gun. Bad guy “racks” the gun menacingly to emphasise how bad he is. Dumbass. You either were pointing an empty gun at someone, or just discarded a useful round of ammo, probably with your thumbprint all over it.

Somone is firing a pistol. Last round fires, the slide is still forward. Every. Single. Time.

Cue Morbo once again: “Pistols do NOT work like that!”

Once the last round is fired, the magazine follower locks the slide open as a way of indicating to the shooter, “Feed me!” A worn follower may, on occasion, let the slide forward after the last round is fired, but that is not typical.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/28 "2012-05-03T00:33:26Z")

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> [@ExTank](#):
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> People driving along, and the driver spends 99% of the time looking at their passenger while talking. Eyes on the road, you!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hWORVTX9mnU/hqdefault.jpg "Strange Brew 1983 "no point in steering Now"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWORVTX9mnU)

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/29 "2012-05-03T00:40:17Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> Psychics being validated in a non-fantasy setting. I don’t mind it on Buffy, for instance, but it bugs me in a “realistic” drama.

I came in to post:

Mystical mumbo jumbo out of the blue in an otherwise realistic world.

I’ll add;

Most Waif Fu. You know, I’ve met plenty of 90 pound female martial artists who could probably kick my ass. But they will not be doing it by punching me in the cheek or kicking me in the chest.

Bullets bouncing off cars. The movie _Taken_ was completely ruined for me in one scene by that nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/30 "2012-05-03T01:53:09Z")

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People in clubs where live rock and roll is being played and are still able to have a conversation without really raising their voices.

Any depiction of an AA or NA meeting or anything program related. They ALWAYS get it wrong.

Gun battles. People firing hundreds of rounds who were obviously NOT carrying hundreds of rounds with them.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/31 "2012-05-03T01:57:31Z")

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> [@spooje](#):
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> Any depiction of an AA or NA meeting or anything program related. They ALWAYS get it wrong.

And sometimes, they contaminate other things and make people get _those_ wrong. I heard a guy on TV the other day say he’d been through the “twelve stages of grief.”

[Twelve steps, yes.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-Step_Program) [But not with grief.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCbler-Ross_model)

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/32 "2012-05-03T01:58:33Z")

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> [@Rubixcube](#):
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> I don’t mind CGI effects that would be difficult, expensive, or outright impossible to do with traditional effects, but CGI for things that aren’t difficult or complex just piss me off. I’m talking blood, mussel flashes, .

Just what is the mussel flashing? 😃

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/33 "2012-05-03T02:56:09Z")

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Cops, teachers, office secretaries - people with general middle-to-low-end-of-the-road salaries - who live in huge, tastefully professionally decorated apartments. Especially in big cities like New York or Chicago where such an apartment would cost an arm and a leg and then some, JUST for the rent, nevermind the furnishing.

Drives me up the wall!

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/34 "2012-05-03T03:03:26Z")

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Four words:

“You gotta believe me!”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/35 "2012-05-03T03:06:12Z")

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Women having hot sex while keeping their bras on. Or covering their breasts while sitting up in bed. Just doesn’t happen in real life. We watched _Bridesmaids_ last night, and after a night of hot sex with the guy from _Mad Men_, Kristen Wiig was still wearing her bra and panties when she slipped out of bed for a clandestine freshening up before he woke up in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/36 "2012-05-03T03:25:56Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Women having hot sex while keeping their bras on. Or covering their breasts while sitting up in bed. Just doesn’t happen in real life. We watched _Bridesmaids_ last night, and after a night of hot sex with the guy from _Mad Men_, Kristen Wiig was still wearing her bra and panties when she slipped out of bed for a clandestine freshening up before he woke up in the morning.

This. Other examples: Knocked Up, and The Wedding Crashers. When I saw TWC on TV, an early sex scene in TWC the girl got out of bed and you could see she was bottomless, but still had her bra on. :rolleyes: Maybe she was nude in the theatrical release, but I doubt it.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/37 "2012-05-03T04:13:28Z")

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People firing guns, particularly in an enclosed space, and then having a conversation in a normal tone of voice.

Lava.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/38 "2012-05-03T04:25:27Z")

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Action  
sequences  
that  
are  
nothing  
more  
than  
closely  
shot  
quick-  
cut  
MTV  
editing  
can  
be  
very  
annoying.  
In  
fact  
any  
editing  
where  
there  
is  
less  
than  
two  
seconds  
of  
screen  
time  
per  
shot  
can  
bite  
my  
shiny  
metal  
ass.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/39 "2012-05-03T04:39:43Z")

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Oh yeah, one of my current peeves is the tight close-up. Every scene that isn’t a car chase scene or a blowing shit up scene is shot so tight the camera is practically up someone’s nostrils these days. Pull back a bit, would you? Give us a little perspective.

Also, the never-ending swirling camera. A couple of people are talking together, and the camera goes around and around and around them - urk. Getting a little seasick here.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-your-tv-movie-pet-peeves/620674/40 "2012-05-03T04:44:27Z")

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Three people ridiing in a car don’t all sit in the front.

People can’t jump 16 feet in the air and do flips and spins. Or fly.

I hate movies.

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