Names for cats, dogs, fish, iguanas, whatever

I have a damnation… err, dalmatian… that I wanted to name “Spot”, but a good friend of mine said she wouldn’t allow it unless it was short for “G-Spot”. I assigned her the task of coming up with a better name, and he came to be known as “Cirrhosis” because he is spotty and liver (official dalmatian jargan for “brown”) in color. If I’d known how dense he was going to grow up to be, I would have named him “Einstein” (cool dog, just not the brightest bulb on the tree).

Used to have two cats cleverly named “Rosencrantz” and “Guildenstern”. I always thought these were great names, but it seems that not all that many people (at least the ones I know) remember the servants from Hamlet.

Last, but certainly not least, if I ever have a lizard of any sort I will definitely name it “Drain”. Or maybe “Lope”. Having these names stored up and waiting to be used makes me want to invest in some lizards…

Hasta.

winkin the wonderful, an all black cat. she had an eye infection when she was a kitten; one eye was stuck shut, she was winkin’.

nod the naughty, a black and white cat. she was discovered 6 months after winkin. we had to keep the theme going.

That’s the exact thing that happened to my hamsters Pete and Repeat.Didn’t exactally want much to do with Pete afterwards.

I have a greyhound named Denali.Mostly I just call him Beast.

I briefly had a pup I picked up out of the middle of the road. He was such a mess I named him Hesperus.
Our current crop of critters are two Golden retrievers, Abby and Lacey, 3 cats, Morgan, Pretty Girl and George. 6 gerbils, only one of which whos’ name I recall; Galadriel.

S’all good :slight_smile:

I now have a very large (70 gallon, I believe) aquarium and seeing as my birthday is coming up on Wednesday, my fiancee has decided to throw a party for me and have each person bring a fish & an accessory (gravel, rocks, plants, little diver dude that goes up and down, etc.)…soooo, we wanna continue with the artist motif, and name all the fish artist names…

Time for me to do a bit of research, I s’pose… :smiley:

One of my cats is named Bud. It’s short for Budweiser. I bought him at a pet shop, and requested a box to bring him home in. The kid working went into the back of the store, and came out with a Budweiser case. It was inevitable. I don’t wish to know why there was a case of Bud in the back of the store.

Another kitty, which I no longer have, was named Jezebel. She was an absolutely beautiful girl, very, very friendly, and incredibly stupid. We named her Jezebel, after the cat house in Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale.” She wandered off one day, and never found her way back home, unfortunately. I still miss her :frowning:

Yet another cat was named Fang. Remember those Reach toothbrush commercials, with the cartoon guy who had the flip-top head? I swear that cat’s head would turn almost inside out when he yawned. One of my room mates nick named him Fang because of that, and it just stuck. I don’t even remember what we called him before that.

My first pet as a kid was a toy poodle. Her name was Suzie, full name Suzanne Cherie. She died at the ripe old age of 14, after having survived the canine equivalent of breast cancer and a radical mastectomy.

Our second dog was Lance. How he got his name is interesting. My mom and I were at a mall, waiting in line to get autographs from two Detroit Tigers, Lance Parrish and Alan Trammel. This little kid came by, pushung a shopping cart with puppies in it. He was trying to give them away. Now, Suzie had just died a few weeks before, so needless to say, we were weak, and these puppies were just entirely too cute. So, we got a puppy and named him Lance Alan. The security guard at the store where the ballplayers were signing autographs was very kind, and let us take him in. We told Lance Parrish & Alan Trammel that we’d named our new puppy after them. They thought it was cool. :smiley:

I went for a long petless stretch. Then three years ago, a stray cat adopted us. My husband wanted to name it. He named it Joaquin, after a guitar player named Joaquin Murphy. Turns out the cat was female, but the name stayed. Then another stray adopted us. Hubby named that one too. His name was Sovtek, because he was black & white, like my husband’s Sovtek amp head.

Joaquin lost a fight with a dog, and Sovtek just died this past Father’s Day. We got a new kitten a few days after Sovtek’s passing. I named this one, and in keeping with my husband’s musical theme, our kitten’s name is Telecatster, a play on Telecaster. We call him Tele. I want to get another kitten and name him Stratocatster, just because I like the way that works.

We also have a dog, a Shi-Tzu named Teddy. He was my grandmother’s dog. My grandma died last fall, and when my great-grandmother moved in to an assisted-living facility this past February, she couldn’t take the dog with her. Teddy is a small dog, and very good with kids. He needed a home. My uncle took him, but it just didn’t work out. He couldn’t give Teddy the attention he needed. So my mom called me. Since my husband & kids are home all day, Teddy would get the care & love he needed. So we took him. He’s a good little dog, and taking him was definitely not a mistake. He’s not given us one lick of trouble. He even tolerates the kitten, who gives him no end of grief.

A friend of my dad once had a dog named Dog (pronounced dee-oh-JEE)

My evil black & tan dachshund is named Bandit.

Qwisp,

I understand that it’s kinda common for rodents to do that to each other. What’s highly uncommon is when their actions cause you to re-evaluate your understanding of eastern philosophies.

Lowellster,

Your lizards themselves should not require an investment at all. There are plenty of rescue shelters from which you can adopt a herptile. Your expense will come in building a suitable home for the little buggars. My one bit of advice is that you not adopt a Green Iguana unless you’re totally prepared for a 20 – 30 year commitment to a 1.2 meter, 8 kilogram monster of ill temper.
September 9th, 2000 is National Iguana Awareness Day

Um, where is “here”? 1987?

I have two cats. One is Tobermory, because I always wanted to name a cat after the H.H. Munro(Saki) story of a cat who was taught to talk. My younger cat is the Road Warrior. About three months ago a coworker arrived at work. It was a terrible morning, thunder lightening, rain, wind etc. and she had driven in from the country almost 25 miles away. When she got out of the car she heard a weak “Mew” and found one of their farm kittens had been hanging on under the car all the way to work. We all went up to look at it. It was about six weeks old and sooooo cuuute. I fell in love, and as my coworker had said her husband would not thank her for bringing it back I offered to take it. I couldn’t tell if it was male or female(hey, they ARE pretty undeveloped at that age!)so I decided it would be Tina(Turner) if it was a girl, and Road Warrior if it was a boy. Max, as in Mad, was already taken in our family. So I have one cat name for it’s superior attitude and another named for a wild ride it took.

I had a tabby who I found a a skinny orphan kitten on a street in Montana. Since he was a skinny stray cat I named him Slim Jim Phantom. After he was netured he ballooned up a lot so his monkier was changd to Jaime Gordo. He passed away after a skin condition that couldn’t be treated. Jim loved eating potato chips with me on the couch.

My next orphan kitten was a calico from a next of feral cats that was exposed by some construction when I was at Biosphere 2. A friend suggested “punky” because her markings made it look like she had hapazard black lipstick and eye liner but I went with Murphy Brown. The Murphinator was somewhat affectionate but kept her distance. She was content to let me scratch her head as she snoozed in the kitty condo next to my desk but hated to be held. That animal could turn from a powder puff to a knot of piano wire and razors in an instant. Her passing was a total mystery. She seemed normal but subdued one evening but not in distress. She curled up to sleep on a shelf and was stiff as a board in the morning.

<mega-sigh> I miss both of them now.

My brother has a very special gift for finding cats in shrubbery. Several years ago he was walking and heard a sound from underneath a bush. Chester Moses came into our lives then.

Last summer he was working at a pool and was opening the gate to said pool, and a cat fell out of the tree next to him. He’d obviously been abandoned. I eventually gave Wolfgang to my girlfriend, and it was a sad, sad day when he was run over.

Our other two cats besides Chester are Murphy and Robin. The dog is Rainey.

I have three hermit crabs- Hardcore, Angua, and Clea.

One of my favorite cats belongs to my cousin. It’s name is Meow Tse-Dong.

andygirl

Two dog names:

A young co-worker adopted a puppy. Unfortunately, she lived in a no-pet apartment (I didn’t say she was intelligent). She ended up bringing it to work every day. I teased her that the dog should be called “Myrtle”, she called it ‘Goldie’. Guess what kind of dog. . . Anyway, the boss finally caught her bringing in the dog, and she had to get rid of it. I took it off her hands, and promptly renamed it Myrtle.

We adopted another dog from the pound, a Shih-Tzu. She was a real cutie. I told the family that since I found her, I got to name her. Knowing my predelictions, they demanded to choose between three names. I gave them Fang, Spike and Butch. Butch was with us until last year.

My current cat - the one I bought the catnip mice for - is named Dammit. As in “Dammit, get of the counter!” or “Dammit, get off the window screen!”

My parents recently got an English Springer Spaniel. Sire is Beau, dam is Buttons…so the puppy is Buckles - also after the comic strip.

Cool! A cat named Fran! I’ve known of two dogs named Frannie, but… well, I don’t think that’s such a good thing.

Another Frannie-like name! Um, but was it “Frances” or "Francis? And s/he died? I’m sorry.

(I think I’ll go take some Tums or something.)

No, I’m not padding my post count; it’s just that I have a tiny attention problem. :frowning: Anyway, after arriving home from setting up my classroom for the new school year today, I decided that we need a classroom pet. I ran right out and bought two goldfish and promptly named them Bruce and Bob after two of my favorite musicians (Springsteen and Dylan, that is).

filthy, is your snake Trebuchet named after the [geek warning!] typeface Trebuchet? Just wondering… what? Don’t look at me like that…

I’m glad I’m not the only one who almost says “damnation” when I mean “dalmatian”… And I had no idea hamsters were cannibals! :eek:

I adopted a family of stray cats who lived near my grandma’s apartment. There were three of them- the Mommy-cat, her son Tabby, and the bitchy younger half-sister who didn’t stick around long enough to get a name.

I did have a Siamese fighting fish I named Harry after my uncle. He remided me a lot of my uncle. Don’t ask why.

We inherited a cat from my gradparents which they named “Damya” for the same reason.

Other cats I have known:

Miss Dinah Prunella (a.k.a. “Pruney”)
Filthy J. MacNasty (who was thought to be gray when he was found as a stray, but after a bath, turned out to be white)
Mr. Skunk
Tallapoosa (named after a town in Georgia)
Bud Tinklepaw
Furnando
Weldon
Trigger (named for the saddle-shaped spot on his back)
Gracie
Murphy
Gabby